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21 of 50 (42%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2014 @ 12:27pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2014 @ 1:04pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2014 @ 7:32am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2014 @ 6:35am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2014 @ 1:18pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2014 @ 1:41pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2014 @ 12:24pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2014 @ 11:53am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2014 @ 11:44am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2014 @ 12:39pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2014 @ 11:49am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2014 @ 11:22am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2014 @ 11:01pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2014 @ 1:51pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2014 @ 1:48pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2014 @ 1:00pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2014 @ 1:41pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2014 @ 10:35am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2014 @ 2:54pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2014 @ 12:25pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2014 @ 6:24am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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