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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 1:51pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 2:38pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 2:16pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 3:15pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 4:24pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2015 @ 2:35pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2015 @ 3:15pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2015 @ 1:16pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2015 @ 4:54pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2015 @ 5:51pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked May 1, 2015 @ 5:11pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2015 @ 2:20pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked May 2, 2015 @ 9:01am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2015 @ 2:54pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2015 @ 12:02pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2015 @ 1:02pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2015 @ 5:53pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2015 @ 2:34pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2015 @ 12:55pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2015 @ 4:35pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2015 @ 2:32pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 2:46pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 2:24pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 5:07pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2015 @ 5:36pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2015 @ 3:59pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 4:55pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2015 @ 4:36pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2015 @ 1:52pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked May 1, 2015 @ 12:48pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 3:28pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2015 @ 2:56pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2015 @ 2:37pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 5:02pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 2:16pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2015 @ 5:34pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 1:53pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2015 @ 1:48pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2015 @ 1:13pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 3:33pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 1:47pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2015 @ 5:53pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 2:59pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2015 @ 3:20pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 2:37pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 1:58pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 2:02pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 1:51pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2015 @ 3:20pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2015 @ 2:05pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 1:39pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 2:25pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2015 @ 2:08pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 1:54pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2015 @ 3:21pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2015 @ 3:11pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked May 1, 2015 @ 12:42pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked May 1, 2015 @ 3:47pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked Apr 26, 2015 @ 1:32pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2015 @ 3:32pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked May 1, 2015 @ 5:08pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked Apr 29, 2015 @ 5:02pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked May 2, 2015 @ 9:02am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2015 @ 7:08am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2017 @ 9:26am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2017 @ 9:09pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2017 @ 7:12am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2017 @ 9:41am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2015 @ 3:54am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2015 @ 5:17am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2017 @ 8:38am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2017 @ 2:41pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2017 @ 4:50pm

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2017 @ 10:03pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2017 @ 9:07pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2017 @ 8:41am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2017 @ 8:40am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2015 @ 5:31am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2017 @ 5:17pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2015 @ 4:54am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked Nov 10, 2016 @ 3:03am



Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)