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+rep went to work after a night of drinking at 7 in the morning, also gave us free cocktails

you really are a pitiful creature, its sad you are so social devolved that you can no longer maintain a sophisiticated convo with an intelligent human being, and you have on;y pushed away your only 2 friends and your brother, you honestly and seriously need therapy, or proffesional help, and its retarded cause after you read this you are almost guranteed to ask 'what do you mean' and the very fact that you can NOT see what is wrong with you is proof enough that there is something wrong, crazy people dont think they are crazy, if they know they are crazy odds are they arent, you are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ broken that i dont think you will ever fully recover to become a real functioning human and member of society, and i could go on, but i know youre gonna ask me to explain right after you read this

+Rep turns out I enjoy anal

-Rep he put it in the wrong hole twice !

❄twas the 🌚 before⛄⛄ christmas🎄, when all through the trap 🏠 not a🚼 little was 💕♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💦💦 not even a trap 🍆👗 the thigh highs were 🍆hung🍆 by the chimney🌋 w care, in hopes that🎅 would 🔜 be there

the 💋children 💤were nestled all 🍼snug in their😴😴beds while 👀visions👀 of cumdrops 💦 danced in their heads and 👠mommy💞 in my 🍑♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i in my 👔dad💓, had just settled down ⬇ for a long ❄❄❄winter's fap

when out on the 🏡there arose🍆 such a 💫clatter💫 i 🐇sprang from the bed to 👀 ❓❔❓ was the matter away ⏩⏩to the windoww i 🚀 like a ⚡ tore open and threw 🆙 the sash

the 🌜🌚🌛 on the 🍈breast 🍈 of the 🆕 fallen ❄⛄❄snow gave the lust💛re of mid 🌇day to 👶objects ⬇below when what to my 🌌wondering 👀👀 should appear, but a mini🍼ature 🔪slay, a.d 8 tiny 🐎reindeer 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴

ʜᴇʟʟᴏ , ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴋᴏʀᴇᴀɴ ɢɪʀʟ (◠‿◠)✌ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪɢɢʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴡ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴍᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

--- Random Fact Of The Day ---

BLUE WHALE PENIS
When it comes to penis size the blue whales penis is the largest of any known living animal.

Penis size for the blue whale can vary depending on genetics and the overall size of the whale with the average penis length estimated to be between 8 – 10 ft. long.

Interestingly although their penis is relatively long the average diameter of the penis is estimated to be about 1 ft., with larger whales growing between 15 – 18 inches in diameter.

In terms of weight the estimated weight of a blue whales penis is assumed to be between 390 – 990 lbs. depending on the penises overall size.

During sexual intercourse as much as 30 – 40 pints of sperm may be ejaculated from a blue whales penis in a single session.

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Didn't struggle enough when I tried to touch her. I prefer a fight -Rep

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ didn't buy me birthday present he just bought 2 games for him

-rep he break me eyes

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Nice and fast trader! +rep

+rep, great guy very friendly honest and easy going. Need anything let me know.

Hanuka Fericit!

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da nu e luna plina

paște fericit !!!

welcome my new friend - join our group too

ala-i!

+rep good trader :)

+rep, nice trading

Eu o sa tin serveru next-time.
PS:Great gaming skills +1

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+rep nice trader

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YOU STOLE MY NAME!! (looks in his identity card) oh no i still have it Oo my fault.