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After a long day of work Friday my two friends picked me up from work and we were ready to leave on our epic weekend trip that we had planned for weeks in advance and dearly looked forward to. As we were leaving DC, we quickly noticed our driving companion's moody turn from happy to hangry as she had not eaten since noon. I looked up fast food along our route and happened upon Wendy's along New Hampshire Ave. Wendy's has always satisfied our fast food cravings, so we agreed this would be a good pit stop stomp our hunger. After our triumphant battle over traffic, we finally arrived at the pot of gold otherwise known as Wendy's spicy nugs. We pulled into the drive through, and that's when the horror began. There was one car in the drive through so it appeared that this would be a quick stop and not hinder our weekend of fun. Oh boy, were we ever so wrong. We placed our order of 2 spicy chicken sandwiches, a 10 piece spicy nuggets with barbecue sauce, large fries and sprite. Everything seems normal so far as pull up to the window. The drive through window is placed approximately 3 feet above your car window, which probably violates every ADA rule ever. The architect who designed this must have been 9 feet tall or blind. Not even Rapunzel had enough hair to reach down to our car. I haven't even gotten to how long we waited yet. Something that should have taken 3 minutes to prepare ended up taking about 3 eons as we sat patiently waiting beneath the window of my favorite red head. Halfway to starvation, we saw a light at the end of the tunnel as someone poked their head out the window. Alas, our food was not ready yet. They told us to pull forward so they can cater to the massive crowd of cars behind us blaring their car horns. With what little strength we have left, we pull forward with only a slight glimmer of hope that we survive this epic struggle. My two companions get up and go to the bathroom as they had waited so long that their bladders almost burst. After a quick leak, our hero's return from the depths of darkness... with no food. It still wasn't ready. I could have typed this narrative fifteen times in the time it took for our food to come out. FINALLY, a worker rushes out to our car carrying two bags full of hopes and dreams. Unfortunately, these dreams were destroyed immediately. Our spicy chicken sandwiches were anything but spicy. I think they mistook the sugar as salt it was so un-spiced. My spicy chicken nugs that I had been craving all day DID NOT COME WITH BBQ SAUCE. I HAD TO USE KETCHUP, A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY. Lastly, we had no napkins to aid our devouring of the sub-par meal. This was supposed to be the weekend of our lives beyond epic proportions, but this was the worst possible start to a legend-wait for it-dary night. If any of you have read through this epic tale this far, I recommend with all my heart mind and soul that you do not touch this Wendy's with a 50 yard pole. I would have rather waited in line for the Popeye's chicken sandwich. Thank you for reading, and may your fast food journeys be much more pleasant than the one that we experienced.