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1,918.4 hrs on record (1,138.9 hrs at review time)
in most first-person shooters you walk down a hallway or narrow street, firing an assault rifle from the hip and gunning down people who are less than fifty feet away whilst deafening, generic orchestral music plays

in this game you slowly and deliberately move from target to target in your scope, situated just behind a sandy ridge, picking the enemy off one by one with carefully placed semiautomatic rifle fire from more than five hundred meters away, all while you listen to the sickening crack of bullets that are travelling faster than the speed of sound miss your simulated head by mere inches

thanks to arma 3, i now know what a rocket-propelled grenade being fired in the far distance sounds like

only in this game can you miraculously survive having your helicopter shot down, and then genuinely feel fortunate for having done so

10/10
Posted March 18, 2022. Last edited March 18, 2022.
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13.4 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
Posted December 18, 2017. Last edited February 19, 2023.
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691.7 hrs on record (247.9 hrs at review time)
If Civilization 5 is a coloring book, Crusader Kings 2 is War and Peace.
Posted December 30, 2016.
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0.9 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Good. ♥♥♥♥. Sir.

An FPS in the purest sense of the word, likens back to classics such as DOOM and Quake.
No levels, no objectives, just fight skeletons in hell for as long as possible whilst ammassing sick-ass powerups.
Posted March 28, 2016.
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7.0 hrs on record
Do I get my money back yet?
Posted April 15, 2015.
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114.2 hrs on record (13.1 hrs at review time)
The most fun you'll ever have taking to the high seas and robbing merchants of their possesions.

I give it a YARGH out of 10.
Posted August 25, 2014.
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3.2 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
its a game where you shoot surprised skeletons in the face
10/10
Posted July 13, 2014.
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7.3 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
BEST

GAME

TEN

OUT

OF

TEN
Posted May 15, 2014.
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15.0 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
10-outta-10.

10-outta-10.

Best Game.

BEST GAME
Posted April 26, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Pretty good! Nice and straightfoward gameplay mechanics, concise and uncomplecated story, and decently good graphics. Perfect for Half Life fans and anyone who wants a free game to occupy their time for about an hour.
Posted January 19, 2014.
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