H M M M M

Wait... Who are you, how did you get into my office?...
Anyway. This paper says you murdered a man in broad daylight.

Then you murdered him again.

I didn't know that was possible.

Ok so you're a murderer just like me, I'm murderer old sport!
So now I'm going to stare at this paper for a bit longer... F o r a b i t l o n g e r... Now I'm gonna look up!

Hello there! Wait I just remembered, I can't read.

... You look like you can read.

Baby bottle top?
B a b y B o t t l e T o p.
You want one? Sike, I'm kiddin' I only have coffee.

I get to be your own boss. Sort of...
And you only have to worry about one thing! Keeping people out, and you'know... Making sure I don't kill any kids.

What pay?
I'm gonna lock you in here. Until midnight.

What you say big boy?

A H H H H

Y E S

I don't remember asking.

Wait! here's your credit card dummy, I took it as you walked in.

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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if you assume the average measurement of a human male is 12" front to back, you could create a continuous ring of men having butt sex that circumnavigates the globe 30 times. of course we'd need a lot of life vests to cross the oceans, but i think it's doable

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