After a good game in tf2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great tf2 and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a tf2 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard d1ck push against my leg. I punched him and then airshot him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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ERROR! True Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother! Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called Brother again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you †
3 back: you're off the martyr list
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

♥♥♥♥♥ where u at

HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE

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