O 🍑 HO 🍑 HO 🍑 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥‼️🎅❄️ ITS ALMOST 💸 CHRISTMAS‼️🎄 Don't 🙅🚫❌ worry 😟, there is still 🤞🙌 time 🕐 to make 🖕 it on 🔛 the 😈👿 NAUGHTY👿😈 list 📝🔓 this year 📅🗓 😉😉 Warm 🤒😈 up ⬆ on 🔛 the 1️⃣2️⃣ ♥♥♥♥♥🍆🎄 of ⛄CHRISTMAS🌨️ cause 💋 when 🍑 🎅💦SANTA ♥♥♥♥💦🎅 the whole 💦 sleigh 🔥 team 🐒 is taking 👊 a turn 🔄🔁 😍😉 I 👁 hope 🙏 you're ready 😏 for Rudolph's 🦌🍆💦 🦌🍆💦THROBBING RED 🔴 STUD🦌🍆💦 cause 🎗 he's 👨 been saving 🌱 this 🤤🤤LOAD🤤🤤 all 💯 📅YEAR⏲️LONG📏Once all 💯 your 👈 🕳️🤤💦HOLES💦🤤🕳️are full 🌝 of Christmas 🎄 🍦🦌🎅CREAM🎅🦌🍦and you've successfully 💯✔ 🏁FINISHED🏅the whole 💦😍 🎅🦌TEAM🦌🎅 send 📨 this to your 👉 2️⃣0️⃣ favorite 😍😚 Christmas 🎁🎅 🦌🎄⛄HOE HOE 👯 HOES⛄🎄

After a good game in tf2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great tf2 and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a tf2 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard d1ck push against my leg. I punched him and then airshot him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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ERROR! True Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother! Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called Brother again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you †
3 back: you're off the martyr list
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

♥♥♥♥♥ where u at

HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE

Can jet fuel melt steel beams ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyFvocFXXF8

you dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
im gonna stab ya in da belly

you dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

;^)

Ain't no mercy, a-ain't no mercy
Got that purple Lamborghini lurkin'

Biggest boss and I been the trillest
I'm a bigger problem when I click with Skrillex
Murder on my mind, it's time to pray to God
My revolver is not religious, the revolution’s born
You wanna know my name then go and tell them Sarg
You wanna know my gang: Suicide Squad
Pistol on my waist, I might make a mistake
Dead shot, head shot, oh my god, am I crazy?
Drugs every corner, this is Gotham City
Killer Croc came to kidnap you, to cut out your kidney
Ain't no mercy, got that purple Lamborghini lurkin'
Rozay, don't you know that ♥♥♥♥♥ worth it
Flooded Rolex at the Grammy awards
They still sellin' dope, that's those Miami boys
Killers everywhere, it ain't no place to run
Forgive me for my wrongs, I have just begun

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CqTzHO6XgAAOppG.jpg hey :^)

i'm going to piss in your borscht, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

♥♥♥♥ you

<:o)

Mmmm banana

ayo playboy

They invited Golden Dawn members to European right wing parties convention in St. Petersburg, they have consistently good relationship with Tsipras, Wikileaks is de facto Russian security services operation with leftist idiots at the helm who think that they are fighting evil Western goverments, Snowden is probably a Russian agent, both UKIP and FN have been indirectly financed by Russia.

Have you ever had a dream that you could you don't you could you you could that you could you want you could do you could that you want him to do you so much you can do anything?
*smiley face*

http://i.imgur.com/UqGcvJJ.gif

ВАС ПОСЕТИЛ ИСЛАМИСТСКИЙ ГРУЗОВИК ТОЛЕРАНТНОСТИ

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ЗАПОСТИ ЭТО В ДРУГОЙ ТРЕД ИНАЧЕ ГРУЗОВИК ДОБРА НИКОГДА НЕ ПРИЕДЕТ В ТВОЮ СТРАНУ

Dad... What does deepthroat mean?"

"Ask ya momma"

"She says she doesn't know"

"True dat"

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou RinПростите, что-то пошло не так: Длина комментария не должна превышать 1000 символов.

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👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 pretty good pRetty go౦ԁ👌 it’s a card ✔ you play this card 👌👌 The👌👌ca 👌 rd👌👌👌 will✔be ✔✔that card that you’ve played 💯 so you’re playing a card 💯 The card will screw up the card pretty hard (chorus: ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ʰᵃʳᵈ) and that means it’s a 💯 👌👌 👌Preeeᵉᵉᵉᵉeeeeᵉᵉᵉeᵉeeeᵉtty👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌good card

Я СКРОМНАЯ НЯША✨,Я НЯША- СТЕСНЯША🎀 ,ЛЮБЛЮ ЧИТАТЬ КНИЖКИ 📗И В ДОТУ ИГРАТЬ ❤Я МИЛАЯ КИСА🐱,ПУШИСТЫЕ ЛАПКИ🐾,ЛЮБЛЮ ВЕЧЕРАМИ НА ЗВЁЗДЫ МЕЧТАТЬ💕🔭.САП ,ДВАЧ!💥
МУР МУР МУР💖,Я ЛАМПОВАЯ НЯШАА👑🐾,САП,ДВАЧ!💥МУР МУР МУР 💖,Я ЛАМПОВАЯ ТЯН🎈.ЦЕЛЫЙ МИР ПОЛНЫЙ МЕМОВ🍃,СЧАСТЬЯ И СЛЁЗ✨💦
Я ЛЮБЛЮ ТЕБЯ ДОТА 💖И ЗНАЮ ,ЧТО ЭТО
ВСЕРЬЁЗ💎💓.САП,ДВАЧ!💥
МУР МУР МУР💖,Я ЛАМПОВАЯ ТЯН.🎀✨

на волю рвешься? ты не первый,
кто так манил меня «братуха, убежим».
пойми, что за железной этой дверью
всё та же зона – лишь другой режим.

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Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted. In one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYrh5h9acg8

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YA JOTM

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OFF WITH THESE BLINI MEME CAT YOU PEOPLE

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋
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🚫ERROR!🚫
💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

اللّهُـمَّ إِنِّي أَعْوذُ بِكَ مِنَ الهَـمِّ وَ الْحُـزْنِ، والعًجْـزِ والكَسَلِ والبُخْـلِ والجُـبْنِ، وضَلْـعِ الـدَّيْنِ وغَلَبَـةِ الرِّجال

I HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR YOU

🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎 IF YOU SEE THIS WHILE SCROLLING you have been visited by the MIGHTY DREADSTEED of the nether, he will leave you alone BUT only if you COPY and PASTE this message 3 times 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎 IF YOU SEE THIS WHILE SCROLLING you have been visited by the MIGHTY DREADSTEED of the nether, he will leave you alone BUT only if you COPY and PASTE this message 3 times 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎 IF YOU SEE THIS WHILE SCROLLING you have been visited by the MIGHTY DREADSTEED of the nether, he will leave you alone BUT only if you COPY and PASTE this message 3 times 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

自殺がんばれ

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