Alex   California, United States
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feces :] Oct 28 @ 10:09am 
goodly rikachu :jacko::raven_white::TEW2CAT:
feces :] Jul 7 @ 1:54pm 
wowie sure wish Rikachu can say something on my profile:giraffe:
pumpking Jun 5 @ 12:14am 
Have a wonderful week. -Sleepy ❤️
Nooldes May 22 @ 11:57pm 
wowie sure wish Rikachu can say something on my profile:brownchicken:
Dumbo May 18 @ 11:09am 
The epiphany came to me just the other evening, like countless other craps, I was heaving hard and pushing like a pregnant broad summoning gleams of sweat and stress veins on my forehead. Then, suddenly I simply decided to lift my left leg high while simultaneously arching my torso and leaning my right butt cheek on the toilet. It would seem that this bodily configuration aligned my organs perfectly, creating a pseudo submarine torpedo tube that idiosyncratically mustered each log of excrement into a perfected clean drop into the bowl, resulting in a satisfying splash and a minimal amount of wipes thereafter. Further to this, I hypothesized a bowl movement that didn't require the usual pumping and pushing to eject the last blurb of brown nor a need, which is sometimes required, to 'chop one off' for a quick toilet exit. I shall call this move - the Skywalker.
Dumbo Feb 14 @ 12:08pm 
The first time I saw you I couldn't take my eyes off you. In school I was always there for you when ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s you dated treated you with 1% of the respect I have for you in 1% of my heart alone. I always offered to pay for your lunch even when you were dating other guys. When you wanted to go out because an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ had broke up with you and you needed to take your mind off it and I was busy I made time for you, but I also respected you when you were busy. In tenth grade when I masturbated for the first time I didn't think of pornstars like other guys but I thought of you. At prom you were the only one I wanted to take but you went with a♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥who had asked another girl before you. That's the reason I didn't go because I couldn't go with you. I never told you this before but you've gone as far as you need to with all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s you date. I'll be the last guy you ever date. Because we will never break up. A brother wouldn't do any of this but that's what you call me?!?!?!?!