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Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
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1. If anything can happen, it will happen.
2. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the first one to go wrong.
3. If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
4. If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
5. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
6. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
7. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
8. Mother nature is a ♥♥♥♥♥.
9. You can't win.
10. You can't break even.
11. You can't even quit the game.
12. The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.
13. The chance of a slice of bread falling butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
14. The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.
15. Anything that begins well ends badly.
16. Anything that begins badly ends worse.
17. Celibacy is not hereditory.
18. Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.
19. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
20. Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
21. The other queue always moves faster.
22. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.
23. A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
24. Anything good in life is illegal, immoral or fattening.