Gu Hy's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked Jul 18, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2023 @ 10:14am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 2:23pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 3:07pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 4:04pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked Jul 18, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked Jul 18, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2023 @ 10:05am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 7:31am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked Jul 18, 2023 @ 2:50pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked Jul 18, 2023 @ 11:58am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked Jul 26, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2023 @ 10:37am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked Jul 18, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked Jul 18, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Unlocked Jul 18, 2023 @ 4:39pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked Jul 18, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked Jul 18, 2023 @ 5:24pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked Jul 18, 2023 @ 3:29pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked Jul 31, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked Jul 27, 2023 @ 10:09am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked Jul 27, 2023 @ 10:24am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked Jul 18, 2023 @ 11:56am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked Jul 18, 2023 @ 4:09pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked Jul 18, 2023 @ 4:05pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked Jul 18, 2023 @ 1:54pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked Jul 18, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked Jul 18, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 3:09pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked Jul 18, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Unlocked Jul 18, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked Jul 24, 2023 @ 12:34pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked Jul 26, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked Jul 27, 2023 @ 9:48am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked Jul 28, 2023 @ 4:45am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked Jul 31, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked Jul 26, 2023 @ 2:23pm

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Unlocked Jul 26, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Unlocked Jul 27, 2023 @ 10:27am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked Jul 28, 2023 @ 3:52am

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.

Unlocked Jul 28, 2023 @ 6:45am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Unlocked Jul 28, 2023 @ 4:43am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 4:00pm

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

Unlocked Jul 27, 2023 @ 10:41am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked Jul 18, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

15 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

3 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

0 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

8 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

23 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

10 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

2,540 / 5,000

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