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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked Feb 27, 2023 @ 7:01am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked Feb 27, 2023 @ 8:13am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 8:48pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked Feb 18, 2023 @ 10:20am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 7:03am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 9:10am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 7:35am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked Feb 27, 2023 @ 6:53am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 10:32pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 3:15pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked Feb 27, 2023 @ 8:11am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 2:36am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 1:08pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 7:32am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 2:23am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked Feb 26, 2023 @ 10:59am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked Mar 3, 2023 @ 7:55am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 2:04am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked Mar 2, 2023 @ 8:53am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 12:48am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 1:58am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 2:02am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 12:49am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked Feb 26, 2023 @ 10:03am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 1:27pm

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 5:46am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 1:04am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 5:38am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 2:59am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2023 @ 7:50am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2023 @ 8:14am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 10:56am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked Feb 27, 2023 @ 7:59am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked Feb 26, 2023 @ 6:50am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 3:15pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked Feb 26, 2023 @ 10:22am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked Feb 26, 2023 @ 7:58am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked Feb 26, 2023 @ 11:02am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 8:26am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 1:15am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 2:23am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 2:19am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 2:14am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 2:25am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 2:25am