Do unto others.
Allergies: Pocket Medics, Players whose IQ's match their tour number, Kids whose parents don't pay attention to them in real life so they seek that attention from strangers in a game.
Turn Ons: Engineer Class, Unusuals, Aussies, Money, Your Dad
Turn Offs: Scout Class, Festivizers, The Kardashians, 3rd Wave Feminism, Losers in 2022 who care so much about 'Girl Gamers' they can't function, Aniseed Licorice,

I don't add randoms to friends, so don't waste your time sending me a request.

DO NOT SEND ME TRADE OFFERS UNLESS YOU ARE GIVING ME SOMETHING FOR NOTHING. IF I WANTED TO SELL IT I'D ADVERTISE IT.

Won't be wasting my time/energy trying to help new MvM players anymore, they don't listen or abuse you in response anyway so ♥♥♥♥ it.

When it comes to MvM I'm a strong believer in the Bible quote "Teach a man to fish". Yes I could carry you, but what would you learn from that? Nothing. By teaching you how to play, we all benefit. If you think this is 'toxic' or 'micromanaging' that's cool. That's just your opinion :)


For everyone who thinks I'm 'getting mad' about MvM. This is what I'm thinking about when I'm doing MvM, now if u can be mad and watch this at the same time, well you're broken :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFjWh59LisA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkhh5JytYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQZSYdxymE0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlusWzDY4qw


Fav MvM Quotes:

'I don't play anything other than (insert class here)'

'Too bad I'm not switching, I have fun playing (insert stupid class selection here)'

'I don't have any of the weapons to play (insert class here)'

When attempting to help people: 'Are you going to be bossing people around the whole time?'

'I don't need your help, I know what I'm doing' whilst having the worst upgrades/weapons/placements/any idea what they're supposed to be doing.

'Sorry I thought the whole point was having fun' whilst not caring how their 'fun' affects 5 other ppl on the team.

'How do you see what upgrades other people have?'

'How do you activate the shield?'

'Too bad I'm a (insert 1 class that's already been selected) main and can't play (needed class)' While refusing to even try and expecting someone else to switch off or go without a needed class.

'I'm too lazy' when asked to rent items from store they don't already own ie kritz, milk etc.

'I'll get it next wave ffs' Usually what Engineer's respond with when asked for Dispenser Range.

'it's just a game, we're here to have fun' (your fun being more important than the 5 other ppl in the lobby lol?)

'Credits aren't important'. .. . .. usually when missing 100+ credits first wave is kind of important o.O

'I'm sorry, it's been a while since I last did mvm' Reasons given for running stock medigun etc.

'High Tours should help new players' - However new players can also tell high tour players to 'stfu and let me play how I want' and High Tours are obligated to stay and play along regardless of how long the impossible takes lol

Leaving a lobby because you don't like the look of a team, the upgrades purchased, placements etc makes you toxic lol

Yes yes, you are absolutely right. I am a terrible person and my parents don't love me. I have 'Daddy' issues and women shouldn't play video games and all that jazz. Instead I should be back in the kitchen makin a sammich. Because in 2022 that joke isn't as old as I am -_-


Finally, I'm sorry if your delusions have left you confused with reality. I, nor anyone else is obligated to remain in every lobby they join. While other players may have time to waste, time is precious to me and I won't waste it on bad/toxic people. So please, continue to cry, because frankly scarlet I don't give a damn :)