That was so incredibly touching, I've been really really struggling the past two years ...honestly Living one of those dreadful country songs. My wife left me for a millionaire, lost my best horse Rocky, my best cattle dog Isla, and my dad all in a 12 month period. I took a lasso one day tossed it over the rafters of one of the shacks at my ranch. . .got up on a chair and put the lariat loop over my head and around my neck . . .I was F ' ing done with this universe! Ok, here we go . . .can I think of ONE thing to live for? I glanced over and saw one last blank canvas sitting on the easel that I bought a while back and haven't painted anything on it. Through the tears, I thought to myself, "I'm NOT DONE CREATING!" Never did paint that canvas yet, I will get to it someday.

Ok so basically look I was taking a ♥♥♥♥ in my toilet which has the blue toilet water tablet inside of the toilet bowl and I sat down to take a ♥♥♥♥. Everything was going just dandy but then when I squeezed a little out it all went wrong. Just a small nugget was propelled from my anus and hit still toilet water just perfectly to shoot blue toilet water all the way up inside of my ass. This wouldn’t normally be a problem but this was no normal day. You see I wasn’t exactly done ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and this increased amount of blue dye and cleaning solutions inside of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bleached and dyed my ♥♥♥♥ precisely like that of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hair and that my friend is why my ♥♥♥♥ was blue I am not an alien please stop calling me that.

“No man ever wetted clay and then left it, as if there would be bricks by chance and fortune.”

- Plutarch

Coach

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