WALL OF QUOTES



"If I was a goat, I would eat Rick Ross" ~ Jeffrey Randle

"She probably likes Lego" ~ Jeffrey Randle

"You don't see a furry car every day." ~ Mitchel Sorenstien

"You cactus." ~ Me

"You disabled cactus." ~ Me

"If at first you don't succeed, then piss your pants i don't give a ♥♥♥♥" ~ Me

"What species are you?" ~ Me

"Unexpectedly flopping around with a lack of control" ~ Me

"The plural of barracuda is 'barracooties'" ~ Me

"Is raping a wattle a hate crime?" ~Me

"Does he eat ass for pleasure or as a bathing technique." ~ Me

"♥♥♥♥♥ I smell Rick Ross" ~ Richard Richardson

"Yeah I don't like him, he's yellow." ~ Richard Richardson

"Showers and baths are different things but you can still clean" ~ Richard Richardson

"Yeah i put my dad's slippers on the road, and he's pissed for some reason." Richard Richardson

"I'll tell you one, People like grapes." ~ Richard Richardson

"AAAAAAAH! ITS A WOMAN!" ~ Richard Richardson

"OH MY GOD HE'S SO WHITE!" ~ Richard Richardson

"OOOOH IT LOOKS LIKE A PEAR!!!" ~ Richard Richardson

"Time flies when you're furry" ~ Richard Richardson

"Nah but you can wear the pants." ~ Richard Richardson

"Jazz puts you in a great place." ~ Richard Richardson

"Oi put this one in there, 'im goinna get a candle brb.'" ~ Richard Richardson

"It's never too early for dog meat." ~ Richard Richardson

"I swear I eat more pasta than a tryhard Italian" ~ Richard Richardson

"You never know when you're gonna want a sponge" ~ Richard Richardson

"I don't catch the vibes on the Asian ones." ~ Richard Richardson

"Idk, but he's black." ~ Richard Richardson

"Africa is a bloody jam" ~ Richard Richardson

"Why did i get sweaty from beating up my chair?" ~ Richard Richardson

"The ass ♥♥♥♥ always works." ~ Richard Richardson

"I wanna say something but it's unbelievably racist." ~ Richard Richardson

"My pits smell like Africa." ~ Richard Richardson

"Oh, i thought you just got a frying pan and just like started cooking bread." ~ Richard Richardson

"That was my ex-Grandpa's house." ~ Richard Richardson

"I think it's a bear squirting." ~ Richard Richardson

"I'm not allowed to put fish fingers in the toaster anymore." ~ Richard Richardson

"What's a bruised black man? An Indian?" ~ Richard Richardson

"Or you could go Aboriginal, if you're really weird." ~ Richard Richardson

"Would you say Asians look like fish?" ~ Richard Richardson

"That's ginor- Where do you think black men get their penis size from?" ~ Richard Richardson

"No, if you have homemade chickens." ~ Richard Richardson

"How much is a double-dozen?" ~ Richard Richardson

"Do you know your dozen times tables?" ~ Richard Richardson

"Like, you know how 12 has a word?" ~ Richard Richardson

"I need ear glasses." ~ Richard Richardson

"Tuna was never on Deadly 60 because there are different flavours." ~ Richard Richardson

"That hole is greatly aged." ~ Richard Richardson

'You know what they say, "Don't think and drive."" ~ Richard Richardson

"I went to his funeral, all i remember is sleeping in a hammock." ~ Richard Richardson

"♥♥♥♥ off loserman, you smell like a chair leg." ~ Richard Richardson

"Can i paint you Aboriginal colour?" ~ Richard Richardson

"It fits, just not the beefy part." ~ Father

"Rusty liquid strengthens the immune system." ~ Father

"I don't like the funky mice." ~ Father