Welcome test subject! If you are reading this then you are looking to participate in Delos Science's Multiverse Testing Initiative. I’m Cave Hostson; I own the place. Now you may be asking yourself “Cave, why are you sending me to do all these tests? Can’t you just have a robot doing it or something?” The reason why is because here at Delos, we feel that a family environment is necessary in achieving perfect science. We also feel the upcoming Robot Revolution and feel that we should do are part for the world we live in and not make robots… even though we have. But that’s not what’s important.
You are here today to sign up for some of our fabulous tests! Before we send you out there though, I feel that you should meet your fellow partners in Science first!
A few things to know about Cave:
1.I am ALWAYS ON (98% of the time)
2.I may not ACTUALLY be looking at steam
3.If I happen to be in a good mood I may give out items. Don't go asking for things.
4.SCIENCE
5. Error 404 - Fact Not Found
6. I do not use lemons. Thats Earth One Cave, im Earth Cave 26872-333. Multiverse people!
6.5. I do use mazes.
7. I make the prerecorded messages.
8. 3 Time winner of #1 Shower Curtain Salesmen of the Year
9. Not a Robot
10. I will, in fact, burn your house down at the first sign of defiance.
11. Make more prerecorded messages and talk more about the control group.
12. I do give out presents but only when I feel like it :D
13. I dislike people who randomly try and trade.
14. Are you really still reading this? Man you are insane!
15. Banana
Anyway, enough about me and more about you! *looks at your resume* Hrmm. Alrighty, now get to testing.

Birthday is May 19th if anyone is interested.