Every hands a winner, and every hands a loser, the best you can ask for is to die in your sleep.
I'll be half an hour in heaven before the devil knows im dead
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The other week I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.

The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”

I smiled and told him I was not paralyzed.

The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!

I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.

The Mullah came, took my hands and said, “Insha Allah, you will walk today!”

I snapped at him, “There’s nothing wrong with me”

The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, “By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!”

I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.

After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.
I believe in all Religions now, equally


'I am the Emperor of the sun!'

I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light