lays an egg on your profile

Into the stars
Fueled by candy bars
Rides a kid with a knack
For invention

With a super-powered mind
A mechanical canine
He rescues the day from sure destruction
This is the theme song
For Jimmy Neutron
Jimmy: AHHHH
*Bark bark*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-91y7BJ8QA

Yeah...I'm kind of a big deal in the Steam Community. I've got 3 trap boyfriends right now so I guess you can say that I'm pretty high up on the food chain. My avatar is usually something edgy, or an anime picture or a picture of a girl from tumblr that isn't showing her face (in monochrome or color depending on my ~*~mood~*~ that day.) I also get my profile artwork from tumblr by searching the tags "#japan #photography" or "#palewave". I've got a high level with a low amount of friends (having your friend number higher than 20 isn't very aesthetic), and all my groups are groups that are based on the idea of being ironically depressed. People really look up to me as sort of a virtual role model.

My parents hate me but it doesn't really matter what they think when you have a profile that looks this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good, and it doesn't really matter what you think either. You don't even listen to music like Bones or $uicideboy$. You've got a long way to go before you can step up to me, kid.

http://i.imgur.com/35gJ7sy.png