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How to Become a Gun God
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How to win at this game
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p0larized May 5 @ 1:06am 
I would be GM EASILY if it weren’t for my awful teammates. I have decided to uninstall the shitshow of a game Blizzard calls “Overwatch”, but should be known as “Shit”. Anyways, I will be now pursuing my true calling in World of Warships. By the way, none of you sweaty virgins will ever slay as much pussy as me, the General. Step one to getting pussy like me: get some vodka, put skittles in the vodka, and slay bitches. Anyways, peace out Overwatch, you’re a trash game.
p0larized May 5 @ 1:06am 
Overwatch requires no skill. It requires zero positioning and no aiming. All you do is go on the point and you win. You know what requires real skill? World of Warships. Can you hit a WWII era German destroyer from 2 miles away with a torpedo fired at 17 meters per second? Didn't think so. World of Warships requires positioning, mechanical expertise, and brilliant gamesense. I am an enlightened warlord, with all the wisdom of Sun Tzu, and the strength of Genghis Khan when I am at the helm of the SMS Kaiser battleship, used by the United States to great effect in the Pacific Theater. When I attempt to carry my team in Overwatch as one of the few perfect heroes (who aren’t flawed like the rest of the heroes) such as Zenyatta and Winston, I simply cannot overpower the advanced autism that I am always stuck with, even in my lofty rank of low gold.
p0larized Feb 25 @ 12:39am 
Omg so if you’ve seen me on the forums before, you know that I love TORBJORN very very very much. I read the letter the second it came out and I freaked the heck out because of how cute TORBJORN is. He was talking about Reinhardt like he liked him and didn’t want to show it and it was so cute. He also did it in Swedish which was also really cute ( I wanna learn Swedish). I think that might be because he ran out of names for his children because he has so many, and also his grandchildren that we saw in reflections show that one of his kids, probably Brigitte, has kids because I think that she is the oldest, but she spends a lot of time with Reinhardt and I don’t think that they would make babies and also Reinhardt has no kids (That I know of). He also tells his wife that he will have a perfect prosthetic, but then he ends up making a claw. I think that his claw makes him pretty cute tho. I just think that my lil 57 year old boi is really really very quite cute. Peace out homies.
p0larized Nov 16, 2017 @ 3:53am 
illuminati god
Rain3 HatBot Nov 7, 2016 @ 10:57am 
Petalmeat299 Nov 7, 2016 @ 4:09am 
BTW sent you a trade