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37 of 54 (69%) achievements earned:
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Egg Simulator

Become an Egg
Unlocked Feb 25 @ 3:49am

A Center for Ants?

Interact with the shrunken shrink house
Unlocked Aug 20 @ 11:18am

Who Baywatches the Baywatch?

Run on the beach in slow motion
Unlocked Aug 4 @ 5:20am

Forgotten Sorority

Goat Castle - Reach F Tier
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 12:00am

Private Club

Goat Castle - Reach E Tier
Unlocked Feb 25 @ 12:56am

Rogue Guild

Goat Castle - Reach D Tier
Unlocked Mar 3 @ 9:29am

Covert Consortium

Goat Castle - Reach C Tier
Unlocked Mar 10 @ 7:07am

Secret Society

Goat Castle - Reach B Tier
Unlocked Mar 31 @ 2:34am

Shadow Syndicate

Goat Castle - Reach A Tier
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 2:22am

New Goat Order

Goat Castle - Reach S Tier
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 4:56am

401(K.O.)

Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down
Unlocked Feb 25 @ 12:56am

Real Buoy

Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!
Unlocked Feb 25 @ 1:46am

Cannibanana

Lick a banana as an Abominana
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 3:01am

Raider of the Lost Parking Garage

Find the perfectly round boulder
Unlocked Jul 21 @ 7:02am

Nasty!

Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot
Unlocked May 19 @ 1:27am

Where is it?

Find That clown
Unlocked Aug 15 @ 9:22am

Don't touch the servers

You touched the servers
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 5:18am

French Fika

Lick the croissant
Unlocked Apr 14 @ 8:37am

Car Cave

Find the secret garage
Unlocked Aug 24 @ 8:49am

Black Market

Find the shady merchant
Unlocked Jul 28 @ 1:51am

San Angora: Become Human

Unlock the Capra Erectus
Unlocked Mar 25 @ 9:45am

Goat Queen

Become Queen of all the goats
Unlocked Mar 10 @ 7:08am

Into the Matrix

Find the trainstation
Unlocked Mar 31 @ 2:45am

I Watched the Intro

Sit through the intro
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 11:56pm

What a Waste of Money

Buy the Gators shoes
Unlocked Feb 25 @ 1:39am

Synchronization Complete

Synchronize with all the Goat Towers
Unlocked Mar 25 @ 8:45am

Reach the Stratosphere

Get flung out of the map
Unlocked Apr 1 @ 1:29am

It's All a Simulation

What a cop-out
Unlocked Aug 17 @ 9:50am

Hell of a Ride

Take a ride on Charons boat
Unlocked Jun 23 @ 4:43am

You Mined Too Greedily and Too Deep

Find the Deep Stone
Unlocked Jul 15 @ 10:01am

This Took Half My Life

Experience the entire Black Meze tour
Unlocked Jun 23 @ 12:30am

Gastroscopy

Find the Kidney Stone
Unlocked Aug 17 @ 9:47am

Goat Got Brains

Find the Knowledge Stone
Unlocked Jul 7 @ 3:09am

Appliance in Disguise

Find the Space Stone
Unlocked Aug 17 @ 9:31am

Try Hard With a Vengeance

Find all Multiverse Trinkets
Unlocked Aug 29 @ 7:18am

Dr. Pheelsgood

Help all the patients as Dr. Pilgor
Unlocked Aug 13 @ 1:36am

You Gotta Licket to Ride

Lick the flying train
Unlocked Aug 28 @ 6:43am



Streaking

Run naked on the football field

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Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur

Crocsquatch

Give Big Foot some shoes

Certified Fresh

Find all movie tapes

G.O.A.T.

Unlock all the achievements

Try Hard 2

Find all Trinkets

You Trusted Your Instincts

Complete all Instincts

Daredevil

Jump off all Ramps

Lousy References

Find all Broken Relics

Wow, Such Instincts

Complete all Instincts

Ultrasonic Speedy

Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy

So Aerodynamic

Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat
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