"Until death to us part". After a while you will realise that that's a goal.

I may appear to be a sarcastic piece of garbage outside. But just like an onion, when you peel off more layers, you find the exact same thing everytime and you start crying.

They say that nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday.

Everything is transient. The happy people in this world cannot maintain the same state and will undergo changes. There is no need to be jealous of them or hate them.

One act of greatness overshadows a life of nothingness.

Don't pity yourself. If you pity yourself, life becomes a nightmare.

Sometimes life will screw you over. You just have to change position and enjoy it somehow.

It is not about the effort, it is about the result.

If reality had a flavor, it would be bitter.

Why study now when you are going to study the same thing next semester??

Right. Down. Right. Up. Btm left all the way.

We should use logical thinking to think logically.

I look pitiful? Don't be ridiculous. Being pitiful is my default state.

It is fine to lie if it is to protect someone. That is why people always lie. To protect themselves.

Santas only deliver presents. Santas do not deliver happiness. To derive happiness from presents... That’s up to the little people in question.

Not failure, but low aim, is the crime. In great attempts, it is glorious even to fail.

Grades are not everything, but the lack of it limit one’s options.

You can deal with anyone on the Internet by assuming everyone whose face you can’t see is actually a beautiful girl

Your face is enough of a joke, so I don’t need them to come out of your mouth too.

If You Fill Your Mind With Dirty Thoughts, Even the Greatest Hardships Will Cause You no Suffering.

Adding alcohol when frying stuffs will make it taste better.

Nothing upsets the victim more than half-baked apologies.

No matter how harsh the memory, it is only a story when told.

With extraordinary claims, extraordinary evidence is expected.

It does not matter what river you live in, but how you swim in the river you live in.

Have you finally learned the high level skill called learning from your own mistakes?

It is an eternal form of common sense–that it is a crime only when found out.

Please think with your common sense. How do you earn money through hard work?

Speaking ill of others lessens your dignity.

A child choose not it's birth, but the path it walks.

If the past makes the present, then the present makes the future. For the sake of your future self, do something now.

Your true value lies in how you perceive yourself. By my assessment, I am worthless.

I have a heart as clean as freshly laundered money.

It is not society which decide people's future. It is people who decides societie's future.

When the world goes warp, those who can't bend will break.

A little effort in advance prevents trouble down the road. Remember to always carry contraceptive.

Accepting a favour isn't anything to be ashamed of. But not returning it is.

If the impossible happens. There are only 2 possibilities. Either your assumptions are wrong, or you have gone insane.

Having no dreams means that you are living in reality

"Google it". A catchphrase for when explaining is too much of a nuisance.

If there's someone nearby who gives you the answer to every problem straight out, you'll lose the capability to think. I suggest you stop googling.

Wherever you go, people are fundamentally no better than they are anywhere else.

One plus One is Two. But with the two of us, it is not addition, it is multiplication! Therefore the result is still One. :O

No matter your mental state, if there is nobody in this world who can relate with you, you will be labelled insane.

People are like pixels. Some don't work...

Trust the stranger on the internet with a name of John Doe. It is the right choice.