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War Thunder says, "Kiss my a$$!".

What do we do? We pucker up and kiss each cheek.

You will rage quit. You will uninstall.
You will miss it.
You will quickly forgive how cruel Gaijin is to you and accept its faults.
You will reinstall.
You will offer flowers, jewellery, money, a RTX 3090, and your dignity to Gaijin - War Thunder.
Gaijin will take it all!
You're happy for the night blasting away in your new premium vehicle, Tough Guy eh? The Lone Wolf Battle Hero in your indestructible prem vehicle! God of War!
But wait, several nights in and now you're being up-tiered again and again. Your amazing prem vehicle suddenly has an inferior performance!? You're also getting one shotted by n00bz in a just released shiny new prem!? Whuaat!?
Your 50 dollar prem has been nerfed and Gaijin is laughing at you again.
You tell them off through steam, or through their own forum, and guess what? You're silenced and kicked out of the (bed)room.

You rage quit.
You uninstall.
You miss it.
You come back with $$$, or you get nothing!
Dignity lost, but you don't care, you're back together with Gaijin again.

You sorry a$$. Kiss it! You can't get enough of Gaijin's short time love...

War Thunder! For the wife, girlfriend, or partner experience!

Guaranteed to simulate! 9/10.

YOU KILL PIXALATION. GOOD KILL. FUN KILL. LOTS KILLS.