When you return from not having a PC for like years

...Are you saying you're going to kill me? If so I'm going to have to make you walk the plank

So a guy comes into a bar one day and says to the bartender, "Give me six double vodkas."

The bartender says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day the same guy came into the bar and placed the same order for drinks.

When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.

The bartender said "Darn! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

"Yeah, my wife..."

EGGGG!!!