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Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2014 @ 3:53am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2014 @ 4:19am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2014 @ 1:03pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2014 @ 1:54pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2014 @ 12:16pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2014 @ 1:54pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2014 @ 11:02am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2014 @ 12:47pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2014 @ 1:54pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2014 @ 1:54pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2014 @ 10:34am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2014 @ 3:17pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2014 @ 1:38pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2014 @ 12:49pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2014 @ 1:54pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2014 @ 1:54pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2014 @ 1:48pm

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2014 @ 1:54pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2014 @ 1:54pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2014 @ 1:54pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2014 @ 3:26pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2014 @ 11:44am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2014 @ 12:48pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2014 @ 2:31pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2014 @ 10:34am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2014 @ 1:31pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2014 @ 12:51pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2014 @ 1:35pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2014 @ 3:17pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2014 @ 2:03pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2014 @ 12:59pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2014 @ 2:22am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2014 @ 2:13pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2014 @ 1:54pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2014 @ 1:51pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2014 @ 2:49pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2014 @ 3:00am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2014 @ 1:54pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2014 @ 3:43am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2014 @ 1:37pm



Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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