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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 335.6 hrs on record (203.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: Nov 7, 2014 @ 1:39am
Updated: Jun 7, 2018 @ 4:08am

Early Access Review
These ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥... So now they create a stress test, and ♥♥♥♥ is working ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ well. Like Graphics, Gameplay, UI and Zombies, and is just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ perfect.

But their lack of programming skills is horrendous.. they try to prevent server jumping, so they put a little nice lock on your character. Hey no problem, nothing worse than a bunch of greedy pigs server jumping to steal all the sweet loot. But when your game is so unstable, that you often can't loot stuff or open doors, you shouldn't be working on preventing exploits like server-jumping, because this:

- Your character gets locked
- You try to login again, which adds 5 minutes to the Lock-timer
- You think 'wtf?', and try another server, which add another 5 minutes to the timer.
- Restarts game and tries again, and now we have a timer on approx. 18 minutes
- Restart steam and try again - 22 minutes.
- Try jumping some servers - 31 minutes
- Seek help online.. 404
- Oh look someone is streaming DayZ on twitch, ask them for help. Get good advice, to shutdown steam and gets told that the cooldown is stacked. Oh wow, that is nice and convinient info, i wish somebody had told me that from the get go.
- Start to wonder... why in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell would you stack a lock-timer. Which ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ intern derp do you have coding this ♥♥♥♥? You have a 5 year old project, which has been funded approx. 20 million dollars --> 2 million in sales X average price of $17, and a huge cut to server and steam, and you finally start to present something good, and you decide to waste ressources on preventing exploits, instead of making the game, before its even half done. And the exploit preventing is still flawed as ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell.
- What a tub of lard, i want to thumb this game down, but my inner most wishes is that this game will be done in my grandchildrens lifetime, because i really enjoy it, and they do indeed deserve some love, for the major changes of the game.
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