"Dear lord... please allow this dangerous combination of hair spary, bat slobber, and D.O.T. four automatic transmission fluid to excite my mind, occupy my spirits, and enrage my body, provoking me to kick any man or woman in the back of the head regardless of what he or she has or has not done unto me."

"No better friend, no worse enemy."

In other news:
I like shootin and shootin related things! ...Outdoors stuff and other things.... I guess.



"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet." - General James Mattis