Mr. Kool Keifonymous: i once had a dream about willie
Mr. Kool Keifonymous: where he wouldn't stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ house
Mr. Kool Keifonymous: i told that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to calm down, but he punched my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ window and shattered it
Mr. Kool Keifonymous: like
Mr. Kool Keifonymous: when you punched my window
Mr. Kool Keifonymous: i saw like 5 different camera views of it
Mr. Kool Keifonymous: one of the angles had your fist in the front, me in the back, and in the distance, some mexican guy was making tacos on my kitchen table


Skellington ruined Christmas: oh corgi
Skellington ruined Christmas: I had a dream where wilfriend was in it
Skellington ruined Christmas: I was flying around in some crazy ass planetside 2-esque jungle
Skellington ruined Christmas: and I spotted something fly in the distance
Skellington ruined Christmas: upon investigation it was wilfriend
Skellington ruined Christmas: flying a giant butt.
Skellington ruined Christmas: that is what i dreamed this morning.

i hate video game: willie you're cool because like you're always mad and you hate everything and it makes me giggle

Mr. Gorthon the Destronymous: ♥♥♥♥
Mr. Gorthon the Destronymous: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Mr. Gorthon the Destronymous: i yelled a laugh
Mr. Gorthon the Destronymous: and fell the ♥♥♥♥ back
Mr. Gorthon the Destronymous: hit my head on my bed
Mr. Gorthon the Destronymous: then bounced up and typed ♥♥♥♥


tac: In the dream..
tac: I was in my my room
tac: I got out of bed to go piss
tac: my mom's room had a bathroom, but it was unfinished (like literally no toilet or shower)
tac: so I went down the hall
tac: I pissed
tac: and as I came back into my room
tac: I heard the toilet flush in the unfinished bathroom
tac: I saw the light turn off
tac: out came zaboomafoo
tac: and he tickled me to death

Captain Hanucorgi: last time i brought home a bunch of gay people i lost my virginity and got yelled at

Captain Hanucorgi: i want a lamp that looks like a giant weed leaf
Captain Hanucorgi: and when you turn it on it plays a randomly chosen snoop dog song

12:45 AM - Captain Corgi: willie uses his blood and rage powered ass jetpack to propel to valhalla and ♥♥♥♥ my dead grandfather

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