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5.2 hrs last two weeks / 2,199.8 hrs on record (1,984.6 hrs at review time)
Posted: Sep 23, 2023 @ 10:54pm

I just tried this for some few hours, seems fine. My experinces is this.

When they go: "What a save!" I get hard. I am just THAT GOOD.
When they go: "What a save!" I cry about how bad i was, not getting that easy save.
When they go: "Nice shot!" I laugh in sadness, over the most random goal i made.
When they go: "Nice shot!" When i missed a 100% goal, i laugh, laughing at my mistakes in life.
When they go: "Great pass!" I lol in my luck.
When they go: "Great pass!" I consider WHY they did not calm down and wait for it, like i did my dad.
When they go: "Sorry!" I think i'd quit and cry in the failure they did.
When they go: "Sorry! I just "Sorry!" back. No need to cry over the past of failures...
When they go: "I got it" I get so scared i think about dad going for milk. Trust issues, u know?
When they go: "I got it" I believe it. And i will be disappointed, again and again...
When they go: "All yours!" I know they missing boost, out of position, nothing else! Ball chasing MF's all over this game.
When they go: "All yours!" I know they use a cheap controller, missclicking "L1" or whatever they use. Or just bad players?
When they go: "Nice block!" I and you know, they ♥♥♥'d up. Nothing more to say. Losers.
When they go: "I ♥♥♥ your family" in chat, you know they are kids, taking advantage to the free game nowadays. And you bite to it. So you say the same back. Its awesome. When i hit a squad having my old buddy in it. This was great. Since Penelope was such a nice MILF. Dayum. I miss that mom.

Best part is, when they go: "THIS IS ROCKET LEAGUE!"
We all go "THIS IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ROCKET LEAGUE" And we all know, we have no life, made no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, made so NO money on this and we all had good times together, while i destroyed them with my goals and saves. Only because i am so good at this.

The above is just a report of one or two games (I maybe did a couple more) in this game. Not a fan myself tbh. Tested it for research reasons.

Conclusion, worth a try. SSL is not that bad. (Super Super Loser) - Rating in the game. You start at this level, it is hard to get past this, people just troll and think they are pro..

2/10 if you suck at life.
10/10 if you me.
It's all good.

Oh, and im a K/B. (Keyboard and mouse player) The game was designed in the first place for this. Some went YOLO and the game went soft after that.....

GL on the grind to silver you all.
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