may the 4th be with you

absolute legend! I still remember the time when we were in grade school and he saved my life... I was walking down the street one day and then this man started running up to me with a knife.. my eyes were wide, I was frozen like a deer in the headlights, thinking this was the end. Chris without hesitation sprung into action, executed a perfect leg sweep and while the guy was falling, uppercut him right in the solar plexus, paralyzing him and ensuring our escape from this encounter. To this day I fear what would have happened if this heroic dude was not with me. You might think this was a one off occurrence, but there are so many other times when this guy has prevented catastrophe.
The time he suplexed a bear to save the elderly, the time he swam 49 miles to save someone who fell off into the ocean, the time he held his breath for HOURS to untangle a sea turtle. Thank you Chris, from the bottom of my heart. You are a true hero.

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bamimo

1yr SAR nice

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