The Boss

When the Gods created flesh, All the parts of the body argued over who would be Boss. The Brain explained that since they controlled all the parts of the body, they should be Boss. The Legs argued that since they took the body wherever it wanted to go, they should be Boss. The Stomach countered with the explanation that since they digested all the food, they should be Boss. The Eyes said that without them, the body would be helpless, So they should be Boss. Then the Azzhole applied for the job. The other parts of the body laughed so hard that the Azzhole became mad and closed up. After a few days the Brain went foggy, The Legs got wobbly, The Stomach got ill, The Eyes got crossed and unable to see. They all conceded and made the Azzhole Boss. This proves that you dont have to be a brain to be Boss... Just an Azzhole:)