Only death is real



Random quotes I find amusing and/or insightful:
"The more you drive, the less intelligent you are."
- Guy from repo man

"If you are a false don't entry, because you'll be burned and died."
- Sarcfago, prominent black metal act.

"Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, is as profound and complex as a really deep game of chess... where both players don't know how to play chess."
-RedLetterMedia

"Women with the initials B.J. intrigue me"
-Fox "Spooky" Mulder, Federal investigator of paranormal phenomena.

"I shed the blood of 4000 saxon men."
-Christopher Lee, actor and metal musician.


"Food is for eating and places are for being. End of discussion."
- Ron Swanson

"Talking about music is like painting about farting."
- Pickles, the drummer, doo-di-li-doo