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41 of 42 (98%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 11:14am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 12:06pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked Mar 28, 2020 @ 10:48am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 10:54am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2020 @ 12:50pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2020 @ 12:53pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2020 @ 1:25pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 11:33am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 12:54pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2020 @ 1:32pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 3:10pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2020 @ 12:56pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2020 @ 1:21pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2020 @ 11:57am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2020 @ 12:33pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2020 @ 3:46pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked Mar 28, 2020 @ 5:20am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked Mar 28, 2020 @ 10:26am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2020 @ 5:42am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2020 @ 11:06am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2020 @ 1:50pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2020 @ 1:16pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2020 @ 10:46am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2020 @ 11:36am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked Mar 30, 2020 @ 12:52pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked Mar 30, 2020 @ 1:24pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked Mar 30, 2020 @ 1:49pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked Mar 30, 2020 @ 2:30pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked Mar 30, 2020 @ 2:34pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 11:38am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 12:11pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 12:26pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2020 @ 1:07pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2020 @ 6:03am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked Mar 30, 2020 @ 12:08pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2020 @ 4:04pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2020 @ 5:36am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2020 @ 10:37am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked Apr 10, 2020 @ 1:08pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2020 @ 11:09am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2020 @ 12:57pm



Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.