reddy's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked Jul 1, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked Jul 1, 2021 @ 11:55am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked Aug 12, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked Jul 1, 2021 @ 12:35pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2021 @ 7:34pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2021 @ 8:30pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked Jul 15, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked Jul 30, 2021 @ 8:14am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked Jul 30, 2021 @ 9:06am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked Jul 31, 2021 @ 9:59am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked Aug 11, 2021 @ 7:10am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked Jul 30, 2021 @ 7:45am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked Aug 11, 2021 @ 6:45am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked Jul 15, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked Aug 12, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked Aug 7, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked Aug 7, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked Jul 30, 2021 @ 9:24am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked Aug 21, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked Jul 1, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked Jul 20, 2021 @ 8:01am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked Jul 30, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked Aug 21, 2021 @ 4:05pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked Jul 21, 2021 @ 9:59am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked Jul 30, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked Aug 17, 2021 @ 8:15pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked Aug 6, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked Jul 15, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked Jul 1, 2021 @ 11:55am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked Aug 8, 2021 @ 9:32am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked Aug 6, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked Jul 1, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked Jul 1, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2021 @ 7:28pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2021 @ 7:32pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2021 @ 6:27pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked Aug 21, 2021 @ 4:17pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked Aug 12, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked Aug 8, 2021 @ 10:30am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked Aug 8, 2021 @ 9:37am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked Aug 21, 2021 @ 4:17pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked Jul 8, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked Jul 31, 2021 @ 10:00am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked Jul 31, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked Aug 5, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked Aug 6, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked Aug 8, 2021 @ 10:52am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked Aug 11, 2021 @ 9:29am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked Jul 31, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Unlocked Aug 6, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.

Unlocked Aug 8, 2021 @ 10:04am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked Aug 11, 2021 @ 6:52am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked Aug 6, 2021 @ 8:09pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked Jul 31, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

21 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

15 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

9 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

6 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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