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Yume Nikki -Dream Diary- is a game that without blame, is misconstrued due to its nature of being the first official game release years after the original Yume Nikki. A solid enough adventure game on its own, if you've never touched Yume Nikki it can be an interesting way to dip into the sights and sounds of the game but if like most people you've played it and are coming in curious or upset about the product then the next portion of the review is for you.

You'll see a a mixed reception due to the kind of sacred imagery tied to the game and fanbase that built around it but these are mainly misleading reviews that assume this game is planned to replace the spirit of the series, this is not the case and if you can go in and appreciate it for what it was marketed as, a way to spur interest in the old game, give the original developer and current publisher some money and give fans the chance to see new perspectives or takes on famous scenes (all quite literally in the description and marketing) then you'll enjoy it. If you go in expecting a high grade atmosphere mixed with a natural exploration aka a true sequel then you will hate it no matter what qualities it may or may not have. In a sense, this game is the Megaman Legends to Megaman/X or Mario 64 to Super Mario. It's a game that turns the original concept on its head but is in no way designed to replace it like a sinister reboot and deriding of its past like DmC to Devil May Cry or a graphical remaster that destroys its original style.

It's a spinoff and a tribute that expands on its lore and makes you appreciate the old one and memories it gave you just that much more.

Lisa is a game about teaching. Teaching you that your past will come back to haunt you, everyone in this world hates you (and will want to kung-fu fight) and at the end of it all, you realize this entire painful journey was all about just trying to find someone to love you. Also at some point you will fight the embodiment of America after navigating a maze of seesaws.

I award this game a 10/10 and have also put it up for nomination for the ESSA (Educational Senpai-San Award). I would wholeheartedly recommend this educational product to other school teachers as I believe my class was further enriched by the experience contained therein and yours will be too!

Sakura Spirit is a game about a young, full of energy lad who to escape the ever growing fad of the song "What Does The Fox Say?" flees to Japan hoping to find the allusive 2D. Sadly there he finds Japan is in fact not anime and that the dream is dead. In his depression he wanders the streets of Neo-Tokyo 20XX only to trip and be thrown through a portal in time where he is transported to ANIME. Finally finding pure 2D fox waifus he believes all is well only to come into conflict with a inferior, tsundere , human set of girls who do not support Monster Girl Moe.

Now it's up to you the player to guide your hero to avoid the pitfalls of stereotypical tsunderes and achieve your Monmusu Quest.

I give this game 8.5 "Touch Fluffy Tail?" out of 10.

Dark Souls™ Too is a spinoff of the critically aclaimed Dark Souls™ One. Like Dark Souls you play a young man starting out his first year in High School only to find everyone hates you, everyone is bigger than you and your quest (life) is meaningless and you're only a tool to be manipulated. To survive high school you once again must embrace the "Dark Soul" by downloading illegal k0rn mp3s off kazaa and wearing dark clothing. Due to the actions of your now senior xxCh0senDeadboixx who became Dark Lord the dark is the most popular it's ever been making it uncool so you must set off on your own path to decide, do you want to sell out and embrace The Dark or light the flame of mediocrity.

I give this game 9.9 Umbasas out of Ten.

Sonic All-Stars RACING TRANSFORMED® is a game you would rightfully assume is about going fast, then going faster. In reality it's a harsh lesson about how the world works and what to expect in the competitive job market. In your quest to go fast and feel the sunshine you will quickly find out others too want to go fast, in fact they want to go faster than you. The problem is if someone is going fast more than you are going fast then you are in fact not going fast so only one person can actually go fast. This creates a situation where much like the race for jobs and the corporate ladder, when you have everyone trying to go fast no one in fact goes fast since you constantly impede each other from going fast.

Which is symbolism for the nuclear arms race.

I give this game 10 WHY ARE THERE BEES OH GOD THERE'S MORE BEES WHO EVEN MAKES ALL THESE BEES OH GOD THEY'RE ALL OVER MY CAR AND IN MY PANTS AND OH GOD MY EYE WHY GOD WHY Out Of 10.

Cherry Tree High Comedy Club is the sequal to obscure Jay Ar Pee Gee Persona 4 The Golden. Due to the increasing popularity of social links over dungeons and horror the developers have decided to eschew the latter and focus soley on the former. This had led to a more focused development with higher production values and the move to true HD, one of the first in fact for console games. To tighten up the dialogue they've also brought on a new face to the dev team named "Hideo Kojama" to write the story.

I'd say if you liked Persona 4 The Golden or its prequal Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne then you are not the target audience for this game. If you liked such great hits such as Halo 4 A Evil Awakens and CoDBlopsTwo then this game will be right up your alley.

I give this game 9.3 IGNs out of 10

On a different scale I give it 100/100 EGMs.

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Today we bring you Chivalry: Taunt Warfare a game where each team decides who is the better screamer like one of those annoying gif images that yell at you at the last second. To aid you on your quest to become Taunt Master you're given two seperate skill trees of different taunts and jabs to master. Will you choose the Order Tree with it's TO ME! and LEND ME YOUR SHIELD BROTHERS! or the Chaos Tree which include such skills like HELP ME! and HUEHUEHUEHUE! Either way the possible choices and skill combinations are maddening.

My Score for this game is Graphics: 10 Sound: 10 Gameplay: 10 Lasting Appeal: 10 Bribe: 0

Overall Score ( This is not a average ) : 3.5

While the game is solid we here at Kick Hoppper find that the amount of choice overcomplicates the gameplay and we believe it could've been condensed into a more simple ♥♥♥♥ YOU! taunt instead of the two skill trees. A good try, but not good enough.

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In Analogue A Hate Story you play rough tough hollywood detective expert hacker Rick Strong who is brought back into the system to hack the North Koreans pokemon before WW2 starts. Along the way you'll accesss the mainframe, flip to the virtual server, magnify then enhance then magnify again, reroute shadow memory to the secondary drive core and tighten up the graphics on level 2.

You'll also meet a couple of girl gamers from North Korea that you can convince to abandon their ♥♥♥♥♥♥ country to rock out in America home of the free. I'd only recommend this game if you're man enough to get the harem route. If you can't do that then you're not man enough for it and might as well move to North Korea with them.

TripBros does it again with a new masterpeice in the GSOETIBTOOTSTD Genre. Not only do they set the bar higher for GSOETIBTOOTSTD games but they revolutionize it with new ways of simulating the experience of being The Only One To Survive That Day. So first off they raise the stakes, at any moment you may be blown up artillery, mortar, tanks, grenades, shot by a sniper, shot by two snipers, made into swiss cheese by an mg, shot, team killed by bullets, team killed by artillery, executed for betraying the Motherland or simply fall off a one foot drop instantly breaking your legs and killing yourself on the spot so that means a lot of ♥♥♥♥ is out to get you making you earn that Only One To Survive That Day badge of honor. So yo if you want to play the most hardcore GSOETIBTOOTSTD game then buy this.

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" I liked the part where I dropped fifty feet getting shot by bullets down the way and then burning in acid when you closed that portal on me. " - Tom Servo

" Why am I playing this again? " - Tom Servo

" Kick Hopper is awesome!!111 " Tom Servo

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