LOVE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE MEN SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD LOVE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE LOVE I FEEL FOR MEN OF ALL ANTHROPOMORPHIC SPECIES AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR ALL MEN. LOVE. LOVE.