Here, have some legit pick up lines by Joe Barbaro(tm) himself:

-Hey, is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cos I can see myself in your pants.
-If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
-Hey, baby, that's a nice outfit. It would look good crumpled up at the foot of my bed in the morning.
-Hey, do you know the difference between s e x and conversation? No? You wanna go back to my place and talk?
-Why don't we go back to my place and play house? You'll be the door and I'll slam you.

1000000000 italian gangsters outta ten would defs play again (and again, and again, and again...).

P.S. Srsly, this game is awesome and you'll love it if you like mafia and noir.