I need to tell you about a serious incident that occurred with the soup. I injected my balls with hot sauce, which caused me intense pain. In my desperation for relief, I dunked my genitals into the soup, which I now realize was a terrible mistake. To make matters worse, I ejaculated into the soup out of pain and discomfort. I am deeply sorry for my actions and the unsanitary condition of the soup. I understand if you're upset, and I'm here to discuss how we can move forward and ensure everyone's health and safety

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Why I Quit Pissing in The Sink - My Story
For a time, I was an avid sinkpisser. I probably went over a year without pissing in the potty. It was so easy to unbuckle my pants, and let that meat log hit the edge of the bowl with a smack. The sink was always perfect pissing height too. No splash. But then I started running into problems that threatened the longevity of the piss. You see, I would shut the drain hatch, so I could look upon my creation. One time I even pissed blood. But the white bowl white start to get these stains on the inside. I could never explain this if my parents asked. To this day, there are stains, and I must confess I have largely given up the sinkpissing ways. I do however, still do it in public bathrooms or if I'm at someone else's house, so I guess I didn't entirely quit. This is my story.

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