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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 9:30am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 1:35pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked Sep 15, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked Sep 15, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:49am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked Sep 13, 2023 @ 9:37am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked Sep 15, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked Sep 15, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked Sep 16, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 8:42pm

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked Sep 15, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 6:37pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked Sep 15, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked Sep 15, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 10:26am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 4:43pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked Sep 10, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked Sep 13, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked Sep 16, 2023 @ 3:58pm

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked Sep 16, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked Sep 10, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked Sep 15, 2023 @ 11:35am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2023 @ 8:44am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2023 @ 6:36pm

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2023 @ 11:01am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked Sep 10, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked Sep 13, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked Sep 10, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked Sep 10, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked Sep 10, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked Sep 10, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked Sep 10, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked Sep 16, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked Sep 16, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked Sep 16, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked Sep 16, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked Sep 16, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked Sep 16, 2023 @ 3:53pm