Frogus's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2018 @ 1:01am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2018 @ 2:07am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2018 @ 5:59am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2018 @ 1:06am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2018 @ 1:38am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2018 @ 9:31am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2018 @ 1:39pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked Jan 5, 2018 @ 4:55am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2018 @ 6:55am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2018 @ 8:18am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked Feb 14, 2018 @ 10:33am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked Feb 14, 2018 @ 11:57am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked Feb 10, 2019 @ 11:46pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked Feb 10, 2019 @ 11:55pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2018 @ 1:30pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked Feb 14, 2018 @ 11:34am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked Feb 16, 2019 @ 2:46am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2018 @ 8:28am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2018 @ 5:52am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked Feb 11, 2019 @ 7:48am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2018 @ 1:35pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked Feb 13, 2018 @ 11:44am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked Feb 10, 2019 @ 10:05am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked Jan 19, 2018 @ 11:15am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2018 @ 8:20am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Unlocked Feb 10, 2019 @ 11:01am

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Unlocked Feb 10, 2019 @ 11:01am

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Unlocked Aug 19, 2020 @ 2:45am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked Jul 4, 2018 @ 3:13pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2018 @ 6:00am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2018 @ 12:12pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2018 @ 1:31am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2018 @ 1:42am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2018 @ 11:59am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2018 @ 12:54am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2018 @ 6:07am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked Feb 18, 2018 @ 6:23am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2018 @ 1:43am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked Jan 4, 2018 @ 12:55pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked Feb 11, 2019 @ 8:07am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked Feb 10, 2019 @ 7:38am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked Feb 14, 2018 @ 10:34am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked Feb 14, 2018 @ 12:01pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked Feb 16, 2018 @ 9:09am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked Feb 16, 2018 @ 10:59am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked Feb 17, 2018 @ 2:35am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked Feb 14, 2018 @ 11:22am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked Feb 16, 2018 @ 9:29am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked Mar 9, 2018 @ 10:34am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked Jan 4, 2018 @ 2:04am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

15 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

20 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

12 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

4 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

10 / 30