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弃坑了。玩不动了。再见赛丽亚,我已经无法守护这个大陆了。
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1,672 Hours played
Maxxc- 1400hr played comment

1672 hr- Deleted MD for good

1.Very Coin Toss based game. where you coin for 1st and maxc.

2.The format has not been balanced for years. and the banlist only serves the pack sales. You only keeps the fresh new broken card for 3 months. And they ban it. the state is ♥♥♥♥.

3.Game Economy is TRASH: It used be like: oh masterduel so generious, where (when Masterduel released) Forbidden Droplet (120+$ in TCGPLAYER PRICING) is only a UR card in MD. Where It only has Costed 30 ULTRA RARE DUST to craft. which is the best material of the game.Then you realise: EVERY NEW PACK. there is like 5 UR chase cards. EVEN THEY DON"T DESERVE TO BE ULTRA RARE.

4.Event is Garbage. i Swear every event is like some loser degen figure out some broken combo just sitting in their mom's basement and once someone lose to it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ body is playing the broken deck. there is no variety for event decks. and its only grind for gems anyway its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ work.

5.No Permant new game mode: For 2 yrs. The game still has not imperemtent any new format/gamemode even basic stuff like BO3/sideboard Format. so you will have to only enjoy your bo1 trash maxc go 1st game play.

6.Personal Experience: Get GOOD NOOB.
I havent not been Patroning MD for about a year now. (Not Buying packs) only spending free gems. and i been realize my account has been slowing becoming cumdumster for all kind of decks. it dont matter what deck i play. i would just starting out -4 hand. how? it would be 4 cards i wont even activateable. and i have a game where i against a newplayer playing normal monster where the game went to 18 turns. so i had the begining 5 card+ 9 card drew over the course. there are all useless during my match up like how the ♥♥♥♥ this happened? So i think MD is been imperemeting Unfair Winning systems where it favors new player/Whale players to booste their winrate to keep them in game. it sounds rediculious but literally every other card game on the market does it like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MTGA.

7.♥♥♥♥ KONAMI: DON'T BUY THEIR PRODUCT ANYMORE! Oh yes this is Your konami fks likes to see.
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作为1万2千零四十一小时(12041hour)的我, 玩了将近有4-5年的dfog(美服dnf)。作为一个mmo玩的爽也舒服,我的号估计也是全服前50了(卖不出去QAQ因为绑定了steam,而且steam挺多游戏的(其实也有不想卖的因素)),但是最后普雷一出我还是退坑了。毒奶粉打发时间真的是太好了,但是我还是给了个差评, 为什么呢。我会列下以下几点。
1.毒奶粉真的太肝了。而且每张新图一出一肝就是三四个月。做好的装备又要更新换代。安图恩和卢克还行。魔兽一出这个游戏基本上游戏质量就算是质量下滑了。魔兽我忍了,泰尔波斯我忍了。超时空我忍了。还出了个换装图。我也忍了。一肝不要紧,一肝就是三四个月。装备没这点时间是无法成型的。不成形就不能打团,不能打团就出不来装备,没人想要你。
2.根据上面所说的打团,我再补充一点。这个游戏环境真的不好。对新人不友好,(也不能这样说。虽然是不是给个活动让新玩家赶快赶上进度,但是基本上也就是这样,上版本的东西基本上都是白嫖,你装备出完了。人家就给你白嫖一套了。这换哪个老玩家都感觉心里不舒服啊。)游戏环境也就这样。你装备不够好没人要你打团,萌新好不容易搞齐一套装备结果团根本进不去。为什么呢,因为蛇皮打造。每个毒奶粉的团都是想要大佬带。然而装备好并不意味会打团,还是会炸。其次游戏里的人素质都挺差的。我玩了这么多年毒奶粉,装备全靠肝,打团也几千次。操作也不赖。但是总会有几个国人喷子和外国人喷起来,一喷作为一个中国玩家的我就被拉下水了,心里也不是什么滋味。
3.氪金,毒奶粉的氪金是数一数二的,我在这个游戏里估计也砸了几万美刀下去了。而且策划特别傻逼。现在都是大互联网时代,韩服一有风吹草动整个世界的人都知道了(要是你关心这个游戏的话)。然而,美服出超时空后一两个月才出TP改版(基本上就是所有职业加强百分之10(10%)左右。毒奶粉现在的伤害真的是倍数增长。一个新副本就直接提升三四倍血量和防御。你一套装备做好以后伤害都是增加了好几倍。百分之10真的很多。)然而傻逼美服策划并不关心玩家的体验,只知道捞钱。职业加强一两个月才出。装备都做完了。但是美服策划出的箱子真的不少,还全部是增幅卷。光今年箱子出的白金增幅就有好几次了。疯狂捞钱。超时空刚出我炸的累。普雷出来我也炸的累,然而美服策划在干什么?出更多的白银增幅书。拜托啊,你们的工作量有多大?活动是现捞国服韩服的,更新也是更着韩服慢慢更新的,工作量基本上就是个机翻。而且很多东西就是机翻,所有版本的装备大部分词汇都是机翻的。很多装备比如75级的无影剑。是白字和黄爆。然而机翻成黄字和黄爆。策划真的是吃了屎的。盒子卖的倒是挺爽,玩家的感受全部都是浮云。
4.继续上面版本更新的话题,美服更新是真的慢,慢如屎。我也知道做mmo的不应该把所有patch一口气放出来。要慢慢的出,游戏才能持久,但是。国服的更新速度基本上韩服出来一个月,国服就更新了。然而美服呢?轻三个月重大半年,你说这大半年才更新一次。一次只能玩三个月左右。内容可以说是少之又少,怎么办?开新坑啊!肝!对了,下几个版本根本就是拖版本的,只要拖多一年,再出个100级,玩家的装备又要重新打造,再卖一波盒子岂不美哉。美服现在还缺符文。(并且要普雷毕业才能打,这篇评论是在2019年10月26号所写的,一般非酋玩家基本上要半年才能毕业普雷。而且普雷过后符文版本起码还要肝三个月。我估计要2020年3月中旬才会出符文系统)还有一代版本一代神的垃圾平衡。
5.大家都说dnf凉了,确实,普雷出来后,美服也凉了许多。从2-3页的野团的安图恩和卢克时期。到现在半页的固定团的超时空漩涡和普雷时期,dnf的时代的确过去了。而且我可以给你保证。越来越多的玩家也会和我一样,被傻逼策划逼退坑。对游戏质量叹气,一切的一切。都是想让你充钱,或者是弃坑。
6.游戏的质量,做为一个2003年运行到今的游戏,毒奶粉从来没有升级过框架,而且代码写的你是不知道多烂,都2019年了,组队的架构还是P2P,而且还不是Server-Client的P2P,队伍里只要有一个人开始卡,整个队也卡。卡不要紧啊,平时玩不要紧啊,要紧是打团,现在打团讲究时间。一切的一切都是有时间限制。卢克还好啊,你一个人卡退游戏,少你一个人的伤害你队伍多刷5分钟虽然恶心是恶心好歹打的完啊。然而毒奶粉的框架就是这样纯P2P。就是这样垃圾。并且代码写的真的是乱。我电脑的配置算的上是高配。(处理器:AMD RYzen 5 3600x 6-core 六核,显卡:Nividia GeForce RTX 2080 8G 内存:32gb 海盗船 DDR4 3000MHz,硬盘都是ssd的)玩任何主流游戏3A大作都没有问题。最高画质2k走起,然而这个破半马赛克游戏我全开特效不能流畅运行60帧,并且框架设计是单核的,我一个6核cpu完全没有用。并且自带最高内存,玩久会了自然crash。这样的破优化,资源分配。我只想说个呵呵。
最后再说几点。毒奶粉这的确是一个很不错的游戏,作为一个2d格斗游戏,能走16年并且创下这么高的业绩和热门程度,在一定程度上来说是个神作,拥有过硬的质量,并且达到了巅峰。我在这个游戏里结识了很多玩伴,有中国人有外国人,并且在他们离去的时候也感受到了悲伤。而且陪伴了我将近10年,从国服到美服,2008到今日。充满了太多太多美好的回忆,但是对不起赛丽亚,我已经守护不了这个大陆了。再见赛丽亚,我再也不会回来了。再也看不到你站在旅馆门口等着我的温柔的微笑了。
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