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Recent reviews by Zένø™ 👌

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4 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
25.4 hrs on record
Most overrated game i have ever played. The whole playthrough felt like a chore. Story bad, characters bad, map design bad plus unecessary waiting times for Alyx to open doors for you. Feels like something an indie studio would make.
Posted December 15, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
7.9 hrs on record
A thief copied the files from Half Life 2 and re-uploaded them pretending it is a new game. WTF?
Posted December 15, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2.3 hrs on record
It's like Portal and it's free!
Posted November 28, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
45.9 hrs on record
Like Skyrim+Hitman in the WW2 era. The map design is amazing and the slow motion killcam never gets old. Worth a playthrough like all previous sniper elite games!
Posted June 18, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
18.8 hrs on record
https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-64476762

BOYCOTT ALL Ubisoft games. Ubisoft joined the radical far ''right side of history'' and will doxx you for ''wrongthinking'' and ''wrongsaying''. The funny thing? Ubisoft makes games that promote violence so someone should report Ubisoft to the police instead but a multibillion dollar company can get away with anything!
Posted February 8, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
91.3 hrs on record (60.3 hrs at review time)
SIMP SIMULATOR! This game gives you no freedom to make your own choices, the story is linear and you are forced to play as a tattooed criminal thug(your only choice, there is no character customization) and you HAVE to kill hundreds of innocent people just because you HAVE to save a blond tattooed ''princess'' from the castle. In the process you destroy the castle and its army that was humanity's last hope to recover from the zombie apocalypse. Is this mfer serious?`This story is probably the worst i have ever seen in a zombie game.
The only positive thing about this game is the graphics and the well designed map. I recommend the game for 15€ or less, if you ignore the story you will probably have fun exploring the map and clearing the infestations.
Posted January 30, 2023.
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10 people found this review helpful
59.9 hrs on record (50.7 hrs at review time)
Very good. If you liked the previous hitman you will like this one too. Same mechanics, different maps but in my opinion the maps of hitman 1 and 2 are better and more fun. Hitman 3 runs flawlessly on the steam deck so thats a plus too. I would recommend it BUT the problem is that the game needs constant internet connection. We are speaking about a single player game. Crazy that they still insist on forcing us this online garbage.
Posted December 14, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
I don't want to tell you your business, but if it were me, I'd leave that thing alone
Posted December 13, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.5 hrs on record
Funny short game to learn the mechanics of the steam deck. Hopefully a good sign that portal 3 is in development :)
Posted November 22, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.8 hrs on record
I tried this game for free and i regreted it. I want my free back.
Posted November 16, 2022.
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