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amorphous sludge (any/all)   Nevada, United States
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the rat king implies the existence of a rat queen
roguelike/lite enjoyer
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"I know it sounds crazy, but whenever I touch these sandwiches— and you’re gonna laugh at me, you’re gonna think I’m nuts, you’re gonna think I’m crazy— when I touch these sandwiches, I feel the hands of every person who’s touched them before me and after me. And I feel this jolt…o-of, like, friggin’ lightning or something from my head to the tip of my 'you-know-what.' Sometimes, while I’m grabbing these sandwiches with my bare hands, I just can’t help but throw my head back in ecstasy and moan. So whenever I go out and talk to chicks, I- the chicks say to me, “wait, what do you do?” and I say, “yes, I do grab sandwiches with my bare hands in a factory…” and…don’t laugh- don’t laugh at me…I feel like a spirit— like an orb shoot through my body every time I grab a sandwich. You know, a lot of people laugh at me, they beat me up, they give me black eyes, they broke my nose..4 times— you know, because…because I just like to make sandwiches and I get bullied about it, and I get bullied for it. And they pull up underwear up, and…and doo-doo feces does fall out because of how hard they pull. But…will I stop grabbing sandwiches with my bare hands and moving them down the assembly line? Absolutely freakin’ not, if you know what I mean, like— no. It’s just no way. Uh, this is the only thing that brings my life joy. And you can- you can beat me up, you can threaten to kill me, you can dox me, you can come to my house in a black SUV— I’m not gonna stop doing this. I love the people of this country, I love giving them soggy sandwiches…and…no, I’m not gonna stop."
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hey i really like the binding of isaac if you couldn't tell
:lario:times i tapped into the gazillion bones jackpot
two gloopies
- #33: Sniper Rifle
- #64: Tomislav
- #80: SMG
- #97: Minigun

:lario:stuff with the funny purple text I've unboxed
Hats
Tempered Thorns Wandering Wraith
Morning Glory Blast Bowl
Celestial Summit Ludicrously Lunatic Lunon Fedora
Treasure Trove Brothers in Blues
Miami Nights Brothers in Blues
Sunbeams Undercover Brolly
Terror-Watt Firestalker
Festive Falling Star Impact Impaler
Dead Presidents Frigid Fashion
Jellyfish Hunter Blast Bowl
Blizzardy Storm Blast Bowl
Circling Heart Wanderer's Wool
Purple Confetti Impact Impaler
Festive Falling Star Wanderer's Wool
Smoking Samur-Eye
Warp Drive Brimmed Bootlegger
Warp Drive Blast Bowl
Butterfly Season Blast Bowl
Lure of the Deep Aimframe
Melting Mohawk Brand Loyalist
Scorched Scalp Blast Bowl
Cuban Smoke Brothers in Blues

Skins
Hot Pacific Peacemaker (MW)
Hot Mechanized Monster (MW)
Cool Steel Brushed (FN)
Cool Star Crossed (FN)
Cool Bloom Buffed (FN)
Strange Hot Cardboard Boxed (FT)
Cool Deadly Dragon (FT)

Taunts
too many to count
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Favori Grup
I Love Gasoline! - Herkese Açık Grup
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Witchfire
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garbageghost!! 22 Ağu @ 21:34 
creature containing worms
Deimos, God of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 1 Ağu @ 2:29 
+rep manages to survive my gay ass antics
Manitoba Meth Crisis 6 Eyl 2021 @ 15:29 
wanna ♥♥♥♥ babe
?
Manitoba Meth Crisis 5 Ara 2020 @ 10:39 
-rep he planted 10 kilos of ammonium nitrate under my doormat
Manitoba Meth Crisis 19 Ağu 2020 @ 18:39 
this guys about to drill his coɔ 10,000 feet up ur mom

he


he's uujji

he's ded

he's a pecker

he's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

he
he
he


he's on a boat

he's in the woods

he's miles from the nearest
mcdonalds

frarf sdlanodcm

tHE bLAck And DeCkER cOrdleSs POWEr DRiLL

LeL
Pineappppples 16 Nis 2019 @ 15:15 
buy me monster hunter world