wagwaf's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 3:59pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 7:42pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked Feb 9, 2022 @ 7:04pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked Apr 8, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 6:32pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked Feb 15, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 4:56pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked Feb 9, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 6:31pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked Feb 9, 2022 @ 7:09pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Unlocked Apr 8, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 1:38pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked Feb 15, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 3:05pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 12:24pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 1:43pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 12:32pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 4:11pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked Feb 15, 2022 @ 10:42am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 2:46pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked Sep 6, 2022 @ 8:01pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 3:32pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 2:01pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

22 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

19 / 30

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30