Random crits, are like, so unfair:

Hey Vulpes. I was just spawncamping the enemy team because they had 0 Medics, 5 friendlies, and 2 Demoknights whlie we were a Vaccinated Natascha Heavy with a Loose Cannon Demo & airblast Pyro with 3 Wrangled Sentries set up, but one time somebody shot a random crit out of the spawn and it killed the Pyro. It didn't do anything to anyone else because we had a 92% resistance thanks to the Vaccinator, but for a few seconds people could shoot rockets at us, which was a major bummer man. This game is supposed to be super serious, competitive, and balanced, and random crits are totally the only thing cramping that vibe, man. Can we like remove them or something? They really stick out as the one unfair thing in the game. Everything else is really skillful and fair, but random crits aren't, man. Bummer.

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