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27 of 50 (54%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2014 @ 4:15am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2014 @ 4:15am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2014 @ 8:15am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2014 @ 7:58am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:22am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2014 @ 7:55am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2014 @ 5:12am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2014 @ 8:01am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2014 @ 4:15am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:15am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2014 @ 4:15am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:49am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2014 @ 8:15am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2014 @ 4:28am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2014 @ 8:31am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2014 @ 7:55am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2014 @ 7:48am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2014 @ 7:19am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2014 @ 8:21am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2014 @ 5:12am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2014 @ 8:15am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2014 @ 5:12am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2014 @ 8:21am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2014 @ 5:12am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2014 @ 4:15am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2014 @ 4:15am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2014 @ 6:52am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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