big flan

Hello friend

with all due respect i never want to vs you on blight again

BIG FLAN

BIG FAN

+cracked huntress

MY FAVOURITE HEAVY MAIN

+rep wholesome billy gamer

bababooey

+rep madlad bodyblocked for me in dbd multiple times against sr. tunnelsalot

wholesome dbd gamer

> Be me, playing gambit
> gets invaded by this dood
> ded
> mfw :'(

legalize skooma

bite my tongue, rend my gums

shut the ♥♥♥♥ up

Like: oh my god, where to even begin. You're a force of hilarity, you always have something witty to say, and you make everyone SMILE! Speaking of smiles, yours could light up a whole room, never stop smiling , angel!!!
Tbh: ummm we don't hang out enough n I hate it tbh.. let's connect on LinkedIn and meet for a coffee sometime .

I physically cannot stop myself from saying "ipad premium hd" whenever i react to anything. What was originally a rather humorous saying has evolved to now an impulsive, uncontrollable behavior that consumes me whenever i have to react to something. From "pc computer" and “laptop time” to "ipad premium hd" all that is said now is "ipad premium hd". "ipad premium hd" this "ipad premium hd". my family died. ipad premium hd. im having the time of my life. ipad premium hd. i just wanted to be cool and say something original. ipad premium hd. little did i know the horrors that came from ipad premium hd. im doomed. ipad premium hd. this phrase has gotten the best of me. its over for me. ipad premium hd. IPAD PREMIUM HD. ipad big and nice premium hd for looking. i p a d p r e m i u m h d.

                                                                                                    GUD SESON 4 CROPS
I KNO HOW SENSITIV UR NOBLMAN HANDS R                                        BET U DIDN EVN
               LMAO                                                                                   KNO THAT
                                               LOL WHO ELS IS GONA DO UR
                                                        FARMING

    LOL WHO ELS IS GONA DO UR FARMING                      ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OMG                       

    CROPS                                                     CANT EVEN EAT W/O
                               NOBLMAN, SWERVE                 CROPS                            LIK U CAN EVEN
                                                                                                                        TILL

                           WHEN IM DON IM PULL UR CART 2

bruh

pce

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why I got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren't together (at least yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

happy birthdaylren

Pour up, ROOOOOONS, head shot, ROOOOOONS
Sit down, ROOOOOONS, stand up, ROOOOOONS
Pass out, ROOOOOONS, wake up, ROOOOOONS
Faded, ROOOOOONS, faded, ROOOOOONS
Now I done grew up round some people putting their ROOOOOONS in bottles
Granddaddy had the 3min flask back stroke every day in Mid lane
Some people like the way it feels
Some people wanna charge their bottle
Some people wanna fit in with the gpm that was my problem
I was in the safe lane loud tunes, looking to make a gank soon
That I'mma get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up, fillin' up my cup I see the creeps move
CS'ing by the minute and the record on repeat
Took a ROOOOOON, then another ROOOOOONS, then somebody said to me

this reminded me of u https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVH5ROzJ7gc

Ass, titties, ass-n-titties
Ass ass titties titties, ass-n-titties
Ass, titties, ass-n-titties
Ass ass titties titties, ass-n-titties

Big booty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that's where it gets
Come on, ho, let's go to the easy rest
When I see ass, titties, ass-n-titties
Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass-n-titties

Big booty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that's where it gets
Come on, ho, let's go to the easy rest
When I see ass, titties, ass-n-titties
Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass-n-titties

Ass, ass, ass, ass
Ass, ass, ass, ass
Ass, ass, ass, ass
Ass, ass, ass, ass

If you a light-skinned ♥♥♥♥♥ that think you the ♥♥♥♥
I can buy you, ho, cause ♥♥♥♥♥ I'm rich
I see broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes
Broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes

If you a light-skinned ♥♥♥♥♥ that think you the ♥♥♥♥
I can buy you, ho, cause ♥♥♥♥♥ I'm rich
I see broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes
Broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes

Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes

If you a freaky dancin' ho, keep shakin' that ♥♥♥♥
Let's see how you shake it on top of my ♥♥♥♥
And you'll say, Assault, I'm cumin', Assault, I'm cumin'
Assault, I'm cumin', Assault, I'm cumin'

If you a freaky dancin' ho, keep shakin' that ♥♥♥♥
Let's see how you shake it on top of my ♥♥♥♥
And you'll say, Assault, I'm cumin', Assault, I'm cumin'
Assault, I'm cumin', Assault, I'm cumin'

Cumin', cumin', cumin', cumin'
Cumin', cumin', cumin', cumin'
Cumin', cumin', cumin', cumin'
Cumin', cumin', cumin', cumin'

Stankin' ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that need to wash up
Don't get mad when I don't want to ♥♥♥♥
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, soap and water

Stankin' ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that need to wash up
Don't get mad when I don't want to ♥♥♥♥
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, soap and water

Water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water

👏 CONGRATULATIONS 👏

hey VAlyren! this is just a friendly reminder to always

N - never
U - underestimate
T - techies

try to NUT 24/7 365 to keep ur MMR high and ur abandons L0w

post this on 5 other gamerz profiles to boost ur MMR to HERALD 5!!

ｙｏｕ　ａｒｅ　ｗｏｒｓｔ　ｃｌａｓｓ．　ｙｏｕ　ａｒｅ　ｔｈｅ　ｃｌａｓｓ　ｉｄｉｏｔ　ｙｏｕ　ａｒｅ　ｔｈｅ　ｃｌａｓｓ　ｓｍｅｌｌ．　ｒｅｔｕｒｎ　ｔｏ　ｃａｓｅｕａｌ．　ｔｏ　ｏｕｒ　ｃａｓｕａｌ　ｃｏｕｓｉｎｓ　ｙｏｕ　ｍａｙ　ｃｏｍｅ　ｏｕｒ　ｓｒｖｅｒ．　ｙｏｕ　ｍａｙ　ｌｉｖｅ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｚｏｏ…．ａｈａｈａｈａｈａ　，ｊｅｔｐａｃｋ　ｗｅ　ｗｉｌｌ　ｎｅｖｅｒ　ｆｏｒｇｅｖｅ　ｙｏｕ．　ｃｅｔｎｉｋ　ｒａｓｃａｌ　ＦＵｃｋ　ｂｕｔ　ｆｕｃｋ　ａｓｓｈｏｌｅ　ｃｌａｓｓ　ｓｔｉｎｋ　ｊｅｔｐａｃｋ　ｓｑｈｉｐｅｒｅ　ｓｈｑｉｐａｒｅ．．

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davai'd and conquer

the techno union army is at your disposal, count

you's suck

ˢᵀᴬʸ ᴬᴺᴰ ᴴᴬᵛᴱ ᶠᵁᴺ ☆☆
ᴮᴱ ᴺᴵᶜᴱ ☆
ᴬᴸᴸ ᴼᶠ ᴵᵀ
ᴮᴱ ᴹʸ ᴮᶠᶠ ❤
🎩
>ヮ^

So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our felow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say. The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don't smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare.

saturdays are for sugois

get vaylrened

hey

Hey,

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

treat u w/ respect

Hey,

Hey.

http://i.imgur.com/9gr6DMh.jpg

This... ... This is really too stick.