Quiet
Jonathan
United States
"On the planet Sun, there is no night" -Kris 2016
"Why is that lamp shooting at me!?" -Devan 2016
"I sell Purple Drank" -Angel 2015
"Hi, my name is Snow and I'm gay." -Devan 2016
"I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE PIRATES" -Devan 2015
"I'm basically fried 24/7 but without the drugs" -Devan 2015
"Who woulda guessed me being drunk as ♥♥♥♥" -Devan 2016
"I'm boutta ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥♥ hold up" -Rebecca 2014
"Five Plus Four is Ten" -Kris 2016
"I start the list, and I END the list." -Kris 2016
"I may attract alot of crazy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but you should see them in bed" -Kris 2016
"A lady in the streets, but a freak in the sheets" -Kevin 2016
"Jonathan If you beat him in this 1v1 I'll give you my girlfriend's virginity" -Kris 2016
"Jonathan please don't tell my girlfriend I bet her virginity and lost it" -Kris 2016
"I think I deserve to be the number 1 ♥♥♥♥♥ in this room." -Kris 2016
"I'm real as ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" -Ben 2014
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, what can you do?" -Kevin 2016
"♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥♥ sideways" -Cruze 2016
"Snitches get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" -Mikey 2016
"In my opinion I think picking me up was the best decision you guys ever made" -Eli 2016
"Comrade's totally religious I bet he jacks off to God." -Joe 2016
"Pray? You mean with my penis?" -Leo 2016
"Dude his penis is doing the Hitler Salute" -Leo 2016
"You only killed me because I ran out of health" -Leo 2016
"Yo so I talked to this cute girl today and I told her about the time I had E. Coli" -Leo 2016
"One time bullies beat me up and stole my underwear" -Devan to KennyS, 2016
"I love road head!" -Tanner 2016
"Comrade have you ever even gotten your peepee sucked before?" -Devan 2017
"Ain't nobody planting the bomb today ♥♥♥♥♥!" -Devan 2017
"Comrade more like ♥♥♥ rag" -Devan 2017
"Sleep is a social construct created by the evil republicans to try to blind the world from being able to create miget porn. Stay woke Sheeple." -Ibney 2017
"His name is Canada, oh ♥♥♥♥, he's from Canada, I'm retarded." -Devan 2017
"It's because I'm Cherokee Indian" -Devan 2017
"Literally i'm 18 i can legally be your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stepdad better watch out before i ♥♥♥ in your mom" -Devan 2017
"Bro if I was a girl I'd have some fat ass titties" -Devan 2017


I call way too many people Daddy. You aren't special (I'm kind of a ♥♥♥♥♥).
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"On the planet Sun, there is no night" -Kris 2016
"Why is that lamp shooting at me!?" -Devan 2016
"I sell Purple Drank" -Angel 2015
"Hi, my name is Snow and I'm gay." -Devan 2016
"I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE PIRATES" -Devan 2015
"I'm basically fried 24/7 but without the drugs" -Devan 2015
"Who woulda guessed me being drunk as ♥♥♥♥" -Devan 2016
"I'm boutta ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥♥ hold up" -Rebecca 2014
"Five Plus Four is Ten" -Kris 2016
"I start the list, and I END the list." -Kris 2016
"I may attract alot of crazy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but you should see them in bed" -Kris 2016
"A lady in the streets, but a freak in the sheets" -Kevin 2016
"Jonathan If you beat him in this 1v1 I'll give you my girlfriend's virginity" -Kris 2016
"Jonathan please don't tell my girlfriend I bet her virginity and lost it" -Kris 2016
"I think I deserve to be the number 1 ♥♥♥♥♥ in this room." -Kris 2016
"I'm real as ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" -Ben 2014
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, what can you do?" -Kevin 2016
"♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥♥ sideways" -Cruze 2016
"Snitches get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" -Mikey 2016
"In my opinion I think picking me up was the best decision you guys ever made" -Eli 2016
"Comrade's totally religious I bet he jacks off to God." -Joe 2016
"Pray? You mean with my penis?" -Leo 2016
"Dude his penis is doing the Hitler Salute" -Leo 2016
"You only killed me because I ran out of health" -Leo 2016
"Yo so I talked to this cute girl today and I told her about the time I had E. Coli" -Leo 2016
"One time bullies beat me up and stole my underwear" -Devan to KennyS, 2016
"I love road head!" -Tanner 2016
"Comrade have you ever even gotten your peepee sucked before?" -Devan 2017
"Ain't nobody planting the bomb today ♥♥♥♥♥!" -Devan 2017
"Comrade more like ♥♥♥ rag" -Devan 2017
"Sleep is a social construct created by the evil republicans to try to blind the world from being able to create miget porn. Stay woke Sheeple." -Ibney 2017
"His name is Canada, oh ♥♥♥♥, he's from Canada, I'm retarded." -Devan 2017
"It's because I'm Cherokee Indian" -Devan 2017
"Literally i'm 18 i can legally be your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stepdad better watch out before i ♥♥♥ in your mom" -Devan 2017
"Bro if I was a girl I'd have some fat ass titties" -Devan 2017


I call way too many people Daddy. You aren't special (I'm kind of a ♥♥♥♥♥).
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JBiggs Dec 5, 2025 @ 1:03am 
I spent an hour getting fictional wine bottles one by one for 132,000 fake dollars on my night off. I have clinical PTSD every time I see wine. My pc was about to blow shards of glass in my head because of how much dead swat members that were present on my screen. This game gave me hepatitis, aids, and every sexually transmitted disease known on the planet and maybe even have created my own. I hope the creator gets swatted. New bacteria has grown on my dingus and I wouldn’t wish this pain on anyone except Mr.Benito. The creator owes me money for playing this game. By the time this message is being written I’ve contracted schizophrenia, lost custody of my kids, and my wife cheated on me. I have a better chance at convincing my son to take a shower than to be sane again after playing this game for the longest 4 hours of my life.
JBiggs Oct 1, 2025 @ 12:06am 
He hates boners. So do I, it's da rulez.
JBiggs Aug 15, 2025 @ 9:40pm 
He stole my bombaclat pussirasclatt eggs and gave them to the homeless. Great guy.
leo Aug 15, 2025 @ 11:29am 
dude his penis is doing the hitler salute
MrNuTTr Jul 7, 2024 @ 10:02am 
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leo Apr 19, 2024 @ 1:27pm 
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