Kodi
海绵鲍勃   Dongguan, Guangdong, China
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The Potato Sack
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One time a powerful and wealthy king wanted to learn sculpting, so he went to a sculptor of repute. "I am a great admirer of your work," he said, and several of his retinue murmured and nodded in agreement. "I wish to learn this great art.""Yes, I can teach you, " said the artist. "Let me see some of your painting." ."No, no, not painting," said the king. "Sculpture. I want to learn the art of sculpting.""Of course, of course. But painting is the preliminary training for the visual arts. Let me see some of your work.""Well, I have not painted at all.""Hm, I see. Well, I can teach you that, I suppose. Let me see you dance.""Dance? What has dance got to do with it?""Surely one who wished to portray the human form would have studied its graceful movement.""I do not dance."The sculptor was taken aback. "Very well, I will teach you some dance, also. Bring your instrument."The king began to falter. "Instrument? What instrument? ""Listen. I have indicated the importance of the study of painting and dance to sculpting. Surely you understand that the dance is done to music of instruments? How could you expect to dance without knowing something about instrumental music?"The king admitted that he didn't know the first thing about playing an instrument."Well, no matter. I will teach you. Sing something.""I can't sing.""You can't sing? You come here expecting to learn the fine art of sculpting and you cannot sing? Doesn't the study of all art begin with singing? We have much work to do. Let's see, we shall start with the note "sa..."
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Kodi Mar 8, 2022 @ 11:08pm 
god is more than love can ever be
[HOG]ROUX LOUKA Jan 19, 2022 @ 3:31pm 
If you ever post on my "Steam Profile" again I will report you for harassment. I'm friends with people in high places and if you keep messing with me, you won't be messing with anyone ever again.
coobastank Aug 19, 2021 @ 9:36pm 
K... K-Kodi... I have one request for you mukyu~ Can you repeat this sentence after me? Here we go...
أَشْهَدُ أَنْ لَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا ٱللَّٰهُ وَأَشْهَدُ أَنَّ مُحَمَّدًا رَسُولُ ٱللَّٰهِ وَأَشْهَدُ أَنَّ عَلِيًّا وَلِيُّ ٱللَّٰهِ
Kodi Jun 21, 2021 @ 3:16pm 
reminder I will never install or play genshin impact
epsilon Mar 29, 2021 @ 11:09pm 
Live happily.
Mag Feb 18, 2021 @ 5:33am 
K... K-Kodi... I have one request for you mukyu~ Can you repeat this sentence after me? Here we go...
أَشْهَدُ أَنْ لَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا ٱللَّٰهُ وَأَشْهَدُ أَنَّ مُحَمَّدًا رَسُولُ ٱللَّٰهِ وَأَشْهَدُ أَنَّ عَلِيًّا وَلِيُّ ٱللَّٰهِ