Valefisk
Limburg, Netherlands
 
 
One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed he had been changed into a monstrous verminous bug. He lay on his armor-hard back and saw, as he lifted his head up a little, his brown, arched abdomen divided up into rigid bow-like sections. From this height the blanket, just about ready to slide off completely, could hardly stay in place. His numerous legs, pitifully thin in comparison to the rest of his circumference, flickered helplessly before his eyes.
“What’s happened to me,” he thought. It was no dream. His room, a proper room for a human being, only somewhat too small, lay quietly between the four well-known walls. Above the table, on which an unpacked collection of sample cloth goods was spread out (Samsa was a traveling salesman), hung the picture which he had cut out of an illustrated magazine a little while ago and set in a pretty gilt frame. It was a picture of a woman with a fur hat and a fur boa. She sat erect there, lifting up in the direction of the viewer a solid fur muff into which her entire forearm disappeared.
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Dom Oct 19, 2022 @ 8:15am 
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Golden Aug 7, 2017 @ 10:35pm
Hey dude, I'm just commenting to let you know that I recently played a game with a guy on your friends list, Bokoen1. Every time he used his push-to-talk key it sounded like he was in the midst of performing an enema with helium gas. I was wondering if you could somehow get incontact with him, his parents, or his local hospital so someone can help this poor child remove the hose from his anus, as it can be quite dangerous to his health. The things teenagers do these days to get high, am I right? Unfortunately I can't leave a comment on his steam profile, or I would already be urging him to stop this extreme self-torture. Thank you, and may Jesus Christ himself be raised from the dead save this poor lost soul.
Candy Sep 8, 2022 @ 6:52am 
+rep 'HoI-IV | Splitter! (Spanish Civil War)' is my favrite vido bi u
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