I was only 210 years old.
I loved piper so much, I had all the Publick Ocurrences and Newsboy caps.
I pray to Piper every night, thanking her for the information I've been given. "Piper is love" I say "Piper is life."
Mayor McDonough hears me and denies me entry to diamond city, he's obviously out to destroy the press.
I call him a ♥♥♥♥.
He denies me entry into Diamond City.
I'm crying now because my face hurts from getting to Diamond City.
A radiation storm starts and it's very cold.
Suddenly, I feel a warmth coming towards me.
It's piper.
I am so happy. She whispers in my ear "I wonder if this is normal for other journalists."
She grabs me with her powerful journalist hands.
I'm ready.
I spread my mind to the news.
She penetrates my understanding of Synths and Diamond City's mayor.
It hurts so much but I do it for Piper.
I can feel my old ideas tearing as my eyes start to water.
I help the citizens of the commonwealth.
I want to please Piper.
She roars a mighty roar as she fills my mind with her knowledge.
Mayor MacDonough walks out of the gates.
Piper looks him straight in the eye and says "Why don't we ask the newcomer? Do you support the news?"
The Mayor lets us into the city.
Piper is love, Piper is life.

I was only 210 years old. I loved piper so much, I had all the Publick Ocurrences and Newsboy caps. I pray to Piper every night, thanking her for the information I've been given. "Piper is love" I say "Piper is life." Mayor McDonough hears me and denies me entry to diamond city, he's obviously out to destroy the press. I call him a ♥♥♥♥. He denies me entry into Diamond City. I'm crying now because my face hurts from getting to Diamond City. A radiation storm starts and it's very cold. Suddenly, I feel a warmth coming towards me. It's piper. I am so happy. She whispers in my ear "I wonder if this is normal for other journalists." She grabs me with her powerful journalist hands. I'm ready. I spread my mind to the news. She penetrates my understanding of Synths and Diamond City's mayor. It hurts so much but I do it for Piper. I can feel my old ideas tearing as my eyes start to water. I help the citizens of the commonwealth. I want to please Piper. She roars a mighty roar as she fills my mind with her knowledge. Mayor MacDonough walks out of the gates. Piper looks him straight in the eye and says "Why don't we ask the newcomer? Do you support the news?" The Mayor lets us into the city. Piper is love, Piper is life.